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03-07-2003, 04:21 PM
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Entertain Me!!!
Okay, I am sitting at work now, absolutely bored out of my mind, and I'd love to have something to do to pass the time.
So I am wondering if anyone can tell me a funny story, or a joke to help me pass the time better!!! Maybe this will also help others who are equally bored!
Thank you in advance!
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03-07-2003, 04:36 PM
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This past weekend was my birthday and we were at a bar at this guy walks up to me.. he is one of those guys that goes to the gym 20 times a week and looks like his head is attached at the shoulders, you know, they walk with their arms out cause they think they look cool.
Anyway he is wearing this black shirt that is clinging to his every inch and tries to grab me and says "Hey baby come here"
To which my very drunk self replied "OMIGOSH A MEATHEAD IS HITTING ON ME!' Right in his face.
Best part is he didn't understand and my friends Apple martini came flying out of her nose on his face.
Good think my friend is the asst. manager there!
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03-07-2003, 04:39 PM
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Hey there ADPiViolets!!
When I'm bored I try www.easilyamused.com
They have the most random stuff there!
Have fun!
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03-07-2003, 04:43 PM
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Happy Birthday ilovemyglo!!!
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03-07-2003, 05:10 PM
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03-07-2003, 05:41 PM
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03-07-2003, 06:10 PM
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03-07-2003, 08:17 PM
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http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
keeps us kids entertained in class... it has sound so it may not be a good idea for work.
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03-07-2003, 08:52 PM
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Favorite cheesy joke?
Okay, so what is your favorite joke that everyone oconsiders to be cheesy, but you absolutely love?
Here is mine:
(Warning: I have told this joke to almost everyone that I know, but only about 3 people find is as hilarious as I did)
So this guy absolutely LOVES the circus. And the clowns are his absolute favorite part of the circus. So he saves his money, and when the circus comes to town, he goes and buys a ticket.
On the day of the circus, the guy is there, sitting in his seat, all excited, waiting for the clowns...
And here they come...
The ring leader clown calls the other clowns out, and they drive around in their clown car, and then all come tumbling out...
Big clowns, little clowns, short clowns, fat clowns, tall clowns...
And the ring leader clown says, "Who's the person who is sitting in seat C14?"
The guy looks at his ticket... IT'S HIM!!!!! This is the best moment of his life! He stands up very tall, all smiling, all proud, and the ring leader says, "Well there's a horse's ass if I ever saw one."
The whole audience laughs at him.
The guy sits down. He is crushed. All of his dreams came crashing down.
He leaves the circus that day and is so upset and enrolls in Comeback-School. He is very determined. He studies hard every day and every night for two whole years.
Then the circus comes back to town.
The guy is excited. The moment he has waited for... his time to payback the ring leader clown. He buys every ticket in section C.
And on the day of the circus, the guy is there, sitting in his seat, all excited, waiting for the clowns...
And here they come...
The ring leader clown calls the other clowns out, and they drive around in their clown car, and then all come tumbling out...
Big clowns, little clowns, short clowns, fat clowns, tall clowns...
And the ring leader clown says, "Who's the person who is sitting in seat C14?"
The guy stands up. He is determined, and his eyes are ablaze.
The ring leader clown says, "Well there's a horse's ass if I ever saw one."
The audience laughs.
Drips of sweat drip down the guy's face. He raises a trembling hand and points his finger at the clown and says, "Fuck You, Clown!"
LMAO
I know, it's cheesy, but it's my favorite joke.
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03-07-2003, 08:56 PM
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Q.What's the difference between a fool and a pothole?
A.You SWERVE to avoid a pothole.
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03-07-2003, 09:12 PM
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What's 34 1/2?
69 for midgets.
Why did the dwarf get kicked out of the nudist colony?
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
What do peacocks have sex with?
Peacunts.
What do you call a dozen of vibrators?
Toys for twats.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. He only screws little boys.
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03-07-2003, 10:24 PM
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The snootiest female member of the Country Club comes into the Pro Shop and tells the Pro that she got stung between the first and second hole!
To which the Pro told her, "Well I think your Stance is to wide"
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