Advice to men..........

[exquizit]

Ladies, if you had the chance to give a little friendly advice to men, what would it be?


1. Put the toilet seat down !!

2. Do not put your cold feet next me in bed!

3. Rinsing the dishes DOES NOT make them clean!

4. Just because she didn't want to give you her # doesn't mean she's stuck up.

5. It's NOT ok to break wind near me, EVER!

I have so many more but I want to hear from the rest of you!

[CrimsonTide4]

do not ask me what I am doing this weekend if you do not plan to spend it with me.

do not call me on my birthday and not wish me happy birthday and then get mad at me for hanging up on your krappy azz.

do not invite yourself to my house to spend the night, get a spot on the couch and then try to sleep in my bed. . .get yo azzzzzzz on the couch since you claim you don't wanna be my man.


oh sorry my bad. . . I had to vent.

[oneinamillion]

now this was my rule when I was once on the dating scene. Here goes.1. Don't come over to my apartment empty handed. Hell bring groceries, a bottle of wine, or a blockbuster video. If they didn't do this....I politely did this. .

2. Don't come calling me at 2am saying "what you doing" when I haven't heard from you all day/and or days.

3. Whatever you do in the beginning (good) you had better keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!

[korkscru]

1. Put the toilet seat down !!

2. Do not put your cold feet next me in bed!

3. Rinsing the dishes DOES NOT make them clean!

4. It's NOT ok to break wind near me, EVER!


AAAAMMMEEENNN, SISTAH!!!!! You are DEFINITELY preaching this!!! My husband does not mind doing any of the things listed above...ESPECIALLY the last one. He just does NOT get it. Now can you just IMAGINE how much of a sudden TURN-OFF it is for me to have the man of my dreams...my soulmate...the father of my children...the love of my life...my other half...let out "farts" that...that...sound VIOLENT? It's DISGUSTING. But HE thinks that it's hilarious and there's nothing wrong with doing that...while driving MY car...sitting with me on the couch...while sitting with me in the bathtub...or some times even MINUTES before we make love. What's THAT all about???? It's gotten to the point where my 3-YEAR-OLD SON some times does the same thing and then INFORMS the room of what he did (WHILE LAUGHING, might I add). Don't laugh yall. I'm trying to stop that little rascal from doing that mess. Anyway, I'm starting to think that it's a "man" thing (in MY house). I'm just happy to see that I'm not the only one with this advice. Ladies, I just HAD to let my husband read this post.

[exquizit]

[treblk]

It is NOT ok to drink from the damn carton of milk/juice !!!!

It is NOT ok to hogg MY remote controll..go home with all that

If you use it, please please clean/wash it.

[candygirl]

Its never okay to lie. Honesty will always be the best policy. At least for me. I can't stand a liar.

[evaclear04]

I think that we all of can agree that our list have been moderately short.... considering who we are dealing with..... Here's my TOP 10:
1. Do not complain about what I am watching on MY TV.
2.Put the toilet seat down!
*This has to be repeated because they don't listen the first time*
3.Do not breathe a word about my shopping habits.
4.Translation: " I have a headache"=" Leave me alone"
5. If you drop it...pick it up, If you get it dirty...wash, If you moved it...put it back...get the drift?
6. Be on time...not 2,5,10,20 minutes late.
7. Actually scratch #6....BE EARLY!
8. Be prepared for me to change my mind about anything at any point without warning.
9.If i am on the phone with my Ls....expect a minimum 30-40 minute delay on phone use...
10. Creativity, spontaneity, tenderness, and compassion…must be apart of your vocabulary.

[AKA2D '91]

EXPRESS yourself!

[CrimsonTide4]

my name is not Monopoly although my lovin' is BOARDWALK


I am not an item on the shelves of Toys R Us or Kay Bee Toys. . .

in other words, I am NOT a game so do not PLAY ME or WITH ME.

[Wonderful1908]

Exquizit, you know I could go on and on about men, especially our men and that little hick town they call home!!!!!


1. When you FINALLY get something do not forget who helped you get it.
2. Let go of Mom.
3. If you say you hear the same thing over and over again, then why perform the behavior that caused you to hear it in the first place.
4. If you put a dish in the sink instead of the diswasher or dirty clothes by the hamper, then WHO is supposed to pick them up?
5. Yeah, yeah, yeah its the new millenium but some women don't mind a good material thing now and then!

[exquizit]

Originally posted by Wonderful1908
Exquizit, you know I could go on and on about men, especially our men and that little hick town they call home!!!!!


1. When you FINALLY get something do not forget who helped you get it.
2. Let go of Mom.
3. If you say you hear the same thing over and over again, then why perform the behavior that caused you to hear it in the first place.
4. If you put a dish in the sink instead of the diswasher or dirty clothes by the hamper, then WHO is supposed to pick them up?

I Totally agree with numbers 1-5! It's funny how they forget who their backbone was, that their moms stopped breastfeeding long ago, and that their nasty azz habits will NOT be excepted!!

But I don't want to male bash..
Another bit of advice would be :

1. If you get BUSTED don't belittle the situation and expect it to be swept under the rug.

2. Don't even begin to think that job or opportunity will come knocking at your door.

3. Being a man takes more than just saying "I'm a man!".

[stillwater15]

Originally posted by treblk
It is NOT ok to drink from the damn carton of milk/juice !!!!

y'all mean to tell me that i'm the only woman who drinks out of the milk and juice cartons?

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by stillwater15


y'all mean to tell me that i'm the only woman who drinks out of the milk and juice cartons?

No! I do it too. Shoot, it means less dishes to wash!

[treblk]

Originally posted by librasoul22


No! I do it too. Shoot, it means less dishes to wash!

It's ok if WE do it cuz it's OURS, but THEY can't