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Good for a quick giggle...
Received this from an old friend...
IDIOTS IN SERVICE: This week, our phones went dead and I had to
contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m.
and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the
pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I
replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do that since our phones
weren't working. He also requested that we report future outages by e-mail.
(Does YOUR e-mail work without a telephone line?).
IDIOTS AT WORK: I was signing the receipt for my credit card
purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the
credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction
unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was
necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I
signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature
to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they
matched.
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We
recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to
request theremoval of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many
deer were being hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there
anymore. I could swear I've recently been with some of these people...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
IDIOT SIGHTING #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate
when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" She smiled knowingly and added, > > "That's why we ask."
IDIOT SIGHTING #2: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear
co-worker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word
was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING #3: I work with an individual who plugged her power
strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why
her system would not turn on.
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Fraternally,
DeltAlum
DTD
The above is the opinion of the poster which may or may not be based in known facts and does not necessarily reflect the views of Delta Tau Delta or Greek Chat -- but it might.
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