Celebs you love to hate...
I dont think we've done this one before. If I am wrong I apologize in advance.
Which celebs drive you nuts? Which ones do you hate and wonder why in the hell they are famous? Why?
I'll go first.
1)Barbara Striessand. a. Cause shes got James Brolind all whipped like the little bitch that he is. b. She thinks and acts liek we all should dig her. c. Shes given like 3 or 4 hundered farwell concerts. I am about to hold her to it. d. I find her music irratating. e. I dont agree with her politics.
2) Alec Baldwin. a. Are you a senator? No? Then shut up. Being an actor makes you an expert to testify on capital hill? I thought you were leaving the country if Bush won. Well... Seriously, the last descent thing you did was Betleguise. What was that 10 years ago? BTW, you are supposed to spell your name with an "x" dumb assl, not a "c"
3) Michael Jordan. You were good 10 years ago. You suck wind now. My next suggestion is try Hockey. I am sure there are plenty of other sports you can try and then retire from. I know you are bored. its called retirement. But thats what atheletes do when they hit 35. Just start a business like the rest and be done with it.
4.) Garth Brooks. No seriously, the whole country doesnt love you. My vote for the album that needs to get blown to hell - all of them. Ok the Dance was cool the first 4,0000 times I heard it. Now its just old and tired. Friends and low places. Good to listen to while drunk. Can you entertain me when I am sober. Doubtful. You are commercial, pre-fab and sad. Hang it up before you get any fatter and start to look like Ted Kennedy. I shaved my goatee because a chick said I looked like you. Egad.
So what are yalls?
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