Why do girls always say...

Corbin Dallas · #1 12-18-2002, 10:25 AM

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sigmagrrl · #2 12-18-2002, 10:27 AM

I never say tipsy, that's gay!

I say "I was (gone), (buzzed), (trashed)." But never tipsy......

White_Chocolate · #3 12-18-2002, 10:31 AM

gosh, you sound bitter because girls can't handle alcohol

nah. . .seriously, i only get drunk when i have amaretto sours and martinis all night long. beer gets me tipsy after 2 of them so if i go past two beers. . .people watch out. . .

actually, tipsy is the ladylike word for a real good buzz
most people don't drink to get drunk. . .like me
i try not to get drunk because i know that i get out of control. . .hmmm. . .except for PIKE TOGA. . .between me and my little we did a case of budweiser and i ended up. . . well, anyway. . .

dove gal knows what i'm talking about. . .

Dionysus · #4 12-18-2002, 10:33 AM

'cause women don't get DRUNK, neither do we snore, fart, or sweat.

AOX81 · #5 12-18-2002, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by Corbin Dallas
Why do girls always say they're tipsy? I hardly ever hear a girl talk about being drunk. Oh, I got tipsy last night...oh i'm a little tipsy...i don't drink, but i get tipsy sometimes. Face it, you got s**tfaced! You're drunk! You're F**ked up!

That's just it...they are girls...a real woman gets DRUNK, SH*TFACED, or F*CKING WASTED!

White_Chocolate · #6 12-18-2002, 11:25 AM

my friend just reminded me. . .

at a party. . .i walked up to her and said, 'i think i'm f*ing trashed!'

but i don't remember it. . .hmm, wonder why. . .

texas*princess · #7 12-18-2002, 01:36 PM

what's wrong w/ trying to be a lil ladylike?

Lady Pi Phi · #8 12-18-2002, 01:57 PM

I'll tell you when I'm tipsy, and then I'll tell you when I'm drunk!!! And then I'll tell you if I am F***ing S***Faced!!!!!!!

AXOLiz · #9 12-18-2002, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by Lady Pi Phi
I'll tell you when I'm tipsy, and then I'll tell you when I'm drunk!!! And then I'll tell you if I am F***ing S***Faced!!!!!!!

Exactly.

Tipsy isn't drunk. Drunk isn't f***ing s***faced. Different levels of non-sobriety, that's all.

AXOLiz · #10 12-18-2002, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hootie
You're Tipsy When:
-You feel warm and tingly
-You start opening up to others a little more
-You start to laugh uncontrolably
-Things seem to be going by fast

You're Drunk When
-You start sweating bullets and taking off your clothes and justify it by saying you want to table dance
-You start telling other stuff you don't even tell your dog...but hell...they're your NEW best friend
-You start to laugh uncontrolably and have to rush to the bathroom a lot so you don't pee your pants (there's really no breaking the seal rule...we just don't have bladder control).
-You begin to feel like you're on a rollar coster

You're SMASHED When:
-You actually try to strip
-You start calling everyone in your cell phone book to tell them what you just told the random person that's your new best friend.
-You start to pee your pants without laughing
-You start pretending like your on a rollar coster, only to remember you don't like them and then puke!

Those are my thoughts. Anyone else?!?!

I do it off of the game "I never":

Sober - name boring things that everyone's done

Tipsy - name more personal things that most have done

Drunk - point out things that you know only one person has done and will either kill you for mentioning OR say something worse that you did

Wasted - tell everyone your own shady experiences...

S***faced - ...whether it's your turn or not

F***ing S***faced - you share nothing but keep drinking because you can't understand a damn word people are saying.

Nikki_DZ · #11 12-18-2002, 02:50 PM

When I think of tipsy, I think of my 77 year old grandmother giggling after her second Makers and water.

I have NEVER used that term to describe myself. I'm either buzzed, really buzzed, drunk, or tanked/smashed. Only twice in my drinking life have I ever hit the "totally f#&*ed up" point.

UofIL AXO · #12 12-18-2002, 03:06 PM

Who says "tipsy"??

No one I know!

damasa · #13 12-18-2002, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Nikki_DZ

I have NEVER used that term to describe myself. I'm either buzzed, really buzzed, drunk, or tanked/smashed. Only twice in my drinking life have I ever hit the "totally f#&*ed up" point.

From this point on you are not allowed to use the term "tanked."

Nikki_DZ · #14 12-18-2002, 03:19 PM

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From this point on you are not allowed to use the term "tanked."

Yes sir

Might I ask why? lol

ladyj39 · #15 12-18-2002, 03:21 PM

My friends and I always say "wasted" or "hammered" (we hang with a violent crowd) j/k