White dresses should be outlawed.

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Let me just say, I hate shopping for dresses anyway. Shopping for WHITE dresses is even worse. I went to at least 7 stores, and every time I said the words, "white dress", the sales lady would look at me, laugh and say, "Sorority initiation?"

I think that finding a white dress in the middle of November should guarantee activation....
I move that white dresses be outlawed for all occasions other that weddings...
(BTW, don't take any of this seriously. It's 1:30 in the am)

My mother has agreed to make me a dress since all shopping excursions were unsuccessful, but only after much pleading on my part. Her other ideas were:

Pretend to be color blind
Bleach a dress
Borrow my 5 year old cousin's flower girl dress
Wear a slip or nightgown
Wear a sheet and say, "But I thought it was a toga party!"

Bless her heart, and thank God she's making me a dress!

I'm done rambling now...