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10-31-2002, 11:54 PM
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Things you want to be invented
*anti-menustration pills
*weather controller
*inflatable spa
Thinking of more....
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10-31-2002, 11:56 PM
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11-01-2002, 12:41 AM
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Re: Things you want to be invented
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*anti-menustration pills
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Just take birth control and skip the last week.  I am sure that isn't too healthy though.
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11-01-2002, 12:43 AM
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*a teleportation device (for those embarressing/awkward moments of any kind when you just have to leave RIGHT NOW)
*a way for us ladies to control the length of our hair by pumping our left arm up and down to make it shorter, or pulling on the hair to make it longer again (i.e. the "Sparkles" dolls from the '80s)
*Magic Nails- rub a wet "wand" on your toenails and fingernails and you have an instant manicure/pedicure just like your dolls used to have.
*cute shoes that are actually COMFORTABLE enough to wear for at least 8 hours on your feet each day
*an MMR (no, I'm NOT talking about the medical invention- this, girls, is a MAN MIND-READER. You know his intentions before he even opens his mouth. You immediately know he's thinking "I'm looking for a fling" versus what you HOPE he's thinking, "I'm looking for a wife." Also available in the opposite-gender version, the WMR, so you can tell if your sorority sister is being honest about your new haircut/outfit/etc.
*heat insulated invisible pants- to wear with skirts and dresses in cold weather so you can stay fashionably warm.
*sunglasses with movie-showing capabilities so you can fake interest in any conversation, or quote smooth movie lines to make a conversation more interesting.
I'll think of more later......
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11-01-2002, 01:00 AM
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blankets you can take into the shower, that will absorb water and keep you warm. also, a pillow that won't mildown so i can sleep in the shower. Ever since I was like five I've wanted to just fall asleep in the shower.
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11-01-2002, 02:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ZetaLuvBunny
**an MMR (no, I'm NOT talking about the medical invention- this, girls, is a MAN MIND-READER. You know his intentions before he even opens his mouth. You immediately know he's thinking "I'm looking for a fling" versus what you HOPE he's thinking, "I'm looking for a wife." Also available in the opposite-gender version, the WMR, so you can tell if your sorority sister is being honest about your new haircut/outfit/etc.
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I was thinking of a similar device...I'd really like to know what this girl thought of me tonight. Oh to be Mel Gibson in that "What women want" movie....I think that is the name of it, but i"m way wasted and have to be up at 715 in the morning...GO ME!!!!
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11-01-2002, 08:58 AM
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Re: Re: Things you want to be invented
Actually, doctors say that it is ok to do that every once in a while and won't cause any damage.
Another friendly tip from Cosmo!
ZA
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Originally posted by SATX*APhi
Just take birth control and skip the last week. I am sure that isn't too healthy though.
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11-01-2002, 11:22 AM
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Re: Re: Things you want to be invented
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Originally posted by SATX*APhi
Just take birth control and skip the last week. I am sure that isn't too healthy though.
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Don't get "hooked" on it though - it may be nice to have no periods - but you never know the end results.
One of my cousins got married a year ago to the man she had been dating since high school - so they were dating for like 8 years. She started on birth control, and b/c her doctor said it was ok to do, she continuously took the pill. So for almost 7 years she skipped her period. Well after they got married she went off the pill and ever since then they have been trying to get pregnant. One year of trying and no success  Some people speculate that the pill could cause you to go infertile if you skip your period for long amounts of time.
Last edited by IowaHawkeye; 11-01-2002 at 11:42 AM.
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11-01-2002, 11:29 AM
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I definitely don't think anyone should mess with there pills on a regular basis. If you do it once in a while so as to not get your period on vacation thats fine. Just be careful
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11-01-2002, 11:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ZetaLuvBunny
*a teleportation device (for those embarressing/awkward moments of any kind when you just have to leave RIGHT NOW)
*a way for us ladies to control the length of our hair by pumping our left arm up and down to make it shorter, or pulling on the hair to make it longer again (i.e. the "Sparkles" dolls from the '80s)
*Magic Nails- rub a wet "wand" on your toenails and fingernails and you have an instant manicure/pedicure just like your dolls used to have.
*cute shoes that are actually COMFORTABLE enough to wear for at least 8 hours on your feet each day
*an MMR (no, I'm NOT talking about the medical invention- this, girls, is a MAN MIND-READER. You know his intentions before he even opens his mouth. You immediately know he's thinking "I'm looking for a fling" versus what you HOPE he's thinking, "I'm looking for a wife." Also available in the opposite-gender version, the WMR, so you can tell if your sorority sister is being honest about your new haircut/outfit/etc.
*heat insulated invisible pants- to wear with skirts and dresses in cold weather so you can stay fashionably warm.
*sunglasses with movie-showing capabilities so you can fake interest in any conversation, or quote smooth movie lines to make a conversation more interesting.
I'll think of more later......
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I can definitely use these inventions, especially the shoes and heat insulated invisible pants - I get cold rather quickly.
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11-01-2002, 11:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Optimist Prime
blankets you can take into the shower, that will absorb water and keep you warm. also, a pillow that won't mildown so i can sleep in the shower. Ever since I was like five I've wanted to just fall asleep in the shower.
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You'd run out of hot water..
So maybe invent a hot water heater that doesn't run out
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11-01-2002, 12:47 PM
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Not an invention per se,
But how about "cycle days" at work or school?
I mean, three to four days a woman can take off, with pay, that you can use to get your s**t together. I mean, what good are you in the workplace when you're all binchy and stuff?
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11-01-2002, 12:48 PM
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My friend and I were actually thinking about developing a funnel type contraption that ladies can use when they go to the doctors and have to pee in a cup. God I wish someone would invent that. There is nothing worse than missing the cup and hitting your hand. 
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11-01-2002, 01:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by MuAZD
My friend and I were actually thinking about developing a funnel type contraption that ladies can use when they go to the doctors and have to pee in a cup. God I wish someone would invent that. There is nothing worse than missing the cup and hitting your hand.
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Just use a funnel. You don't need to invent that, just market it. 
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11-01-2002, 01:27 PM
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Some type of shower bra...
Don't ask.
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