Women and their problems

[UF_PikePC98]

To the carolinaDG,

Since I'm a DG lover I'll try to put it as nicely as I can.


First off, do you go to USC and are you from South Carolina? If you are then YES you are weird. If you are in college and you have a tendency to date MANY guys for a period of only two weeks and then break up with them, YES that is abnormal. That is something you do when you are in HIGHSCHOOL or Middle School. Why don't you try to hang out with them and as a group of friends before you start dating them actually. You see my theory is this, woman meets a guy that she thinks is cute. Woman spends a few days talking on the phone. Woman goes on a date. The two somewhat hook up. Man plays off the womans emotions. Eventually the woman wants sex and gives in. She gives in because she doesn't want to feel like a slut for having sex with a guy she is not dating ( which is totally an image thing) therefore says to man, "I don't put out unless we are dating." The point is, it's not " a fear of commitment", it's simple---You do not need a boyfriend right now. Believe it or not babe, you can still get some booty without dating someone.

You need to chill with the guy for a couple of weeks before you start dating him. Hang out for some time. Go out to a club and get smashed a few times just to see what kind of person he is when you two are trashed, see if you can handle his issues and he can handle yours. If your not one of those stupid Religous girls that watches the Church channel all the time, have sex with him and see what it's like, only don't tell ANYONE! If the ride feels good buy the car. I have a feeling that you jump into a reltaionship too quick and that is the reason why you have this problem. Trust me girl, I have a vast array of knowledege about chicks and men and the issues of day to day. As far as you feeling like a slut or your friends viewing you as that, I can tell that you are somewhat young, older people know that as you get older you don't feel like a slut when you do such things like have sex with someone. This is just a stage and you will soon get out of it. If you are older and still doing this, you have something wrong with you. Either something has happened to you or to someone you know in your past and it is keeping you from having a relationship. I'm not saying everyone should be in a relationship, some people are not meant to EVER date or get married. The thing is, if something has happened to you in the past and has "made you wiser", then you have not let that thing go or forgave that person and that thing will plague you for the rest of your relationship expierences until you let that hurt go. I'm not saying let your guard down, I am saying be wise but also be openhearted. I myself have a hardtime when I get cold feet. Many of my ex's have said the most fearfull phrases to a mans peepee, " I love you"---"I would marry you"---"I want to have children with you one day"---" I'm in for the Long Haul".It's like an instant heart attack for the penis---The same vagina for the next 30 years---ahhhh!!!!----- Each time i hear something like from a Girlfriend i felt like Loreatta Bobbit came by and castrated me in front of Sorority row while wearing my Pike boxers my Grandma made for me. It scares me but I know why. I know that I have a problem staying faithfull to one woman. I put a girl through complete hell (back in the day, not anytime recent jenn) because i dated her for sometime and cheated on her the whole time, I would wake up in the morning with the one and then by lunch i was eating with the other and nailing her afterwards while still keeping plans C and D occupied with the daily phone calls and occasional visits when A and B were gone out of town. I also know why I am like this. I am like this because I once found a girl I would have given the world for ( Jenn this is a while ago). I was younger and not as knowledgeable of the woman mind as I am now but I told her how I felt. This girl did not look like the model type chicks I go for now but she was everything I wanted in a woman, down to the shape of her nose and face, the shape of her teeth, her voice and laugh as well as the way she moved her hands when trying to instill a theory of hers into my concept of thinking( I'm very picky). I told her one day how I felt, EVERYTHING , you know what she did? ( This is the only time in my life a girl has done something remotely like this to me) She stood up and gave me a long kiss, then walked out the door and never spoke to me again. It put me into depression for 9 months. But has this stopped me? No, why? I had a dream that I was in a room and there were 100 porn stars in it with me. 50 from Germany and 50 from Sweden--( I'm swedish and german)--all light blondes of course and had heavy accents. This dream meant two things (I looked it up), it meant that I AM a stud and it meant there ARE many hot chicks out there waiting for me. If you can't stay in a relationship, don't go into one. I'd say just flirt with ALL of them. This way it makes them all chase you and it gives you the attention you probably need. This also gives you the feeling every woman needs---The feeling of desireableness. By staying single it leaves hope for some pathetic guy to think he actually has a chance with you and it keeps you from getting hurt and looking like a slut.

Seriously, I hope you get your troubles sorted out. I felt the urge to write to a DG as I am wearing an anchor ball shirt my ex-gave me from the formal. If you think it's that bad make out with 5 guys at a club one night and after that you won't feel like such a slut for actually dating men for only a few weeks.

Words of Wisdom from yours truely,
UF

[33girl]

I read this post, and all I can say is - I feel like I just watched an entire season of The Man Show.

[kddani]

33girl- aren't you so sad that we didn't invite him to the Pgh Greekchat get together? I know i'm regretting it

[UF_PikePC98]

I have an upgraded version of the man show I am in cohouts with some of my brothers. I've always been one to be in the spotlight and with that said, show biz won't be any problem for me.

After I make my millions, my retirement plan is not to do nothing, but rather to be the next Jerry Springer.

[JMUduke]

wow, i am repulsed.

[UF_PikePC98]

Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

[ZTAMiami]

All I can say is that I'm glad that there is at least one man out there that has us all figured out................................

[EagleChick19]

Wow!!! I can watch the Man Show on GC w/o paying for the cable!!!

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by UF_PikePC98
If the ride feels good buy the car.

I love that quote! It's the reverse of why buy the cow when the milk is free?!

Originally posted by UF_PikePC98
It's like an instant heart attack for the penis---The same vagina for the next 30 years---ahhhh!!!!----- Each time i hear something like from a Girlfriend i felt like Loreatta Bobbit came by and castrated me in front of Sorority row while wearing my Pike boxers my Grandma made for me.

[KillarneyRose]

Ok, maybe I'm getting soft in my old age or maybe it's the caffeine I ingested earlier that's got me sitting at my computer at 4:15 am, but I detect some sincerity in UF_Pike's post.

KDDani - speaking of the Man Show, while reading this thread, I couldn't help but imagine UF_Pike standing on a stage reciting his post with several sisters from you-know-what-house bouncing bra-less on mattresses behind him!!! lol

[Kevin]

UF Pike, seriously, ever considered writing for a men's magazine?

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by UF_PikePC98
Many of my ex's have said the most fearfull phrases to a mans peepee, " I love you"---"I would marry you"---"I want to have children with you one day"---" I'm in for the Long Haul".It's like an instant heart attack for the penis---The same vagina for the next 30 years---ahhhh!!!!----- Each time i hear something like from a Girlfriend i felt like Loreatta Bobbit came by and castrated me in front of Sorority row while wearing my Pike boxers my Grandma made for me. It scares me but I know why. I know that I have a problem staying faithfull to one woman. UF

I have had both the blessing and curse of growing up around mostly guys. So, I understand you all more than I understand other females on most things. But, it is comments like that leaves me What's the difference between one vagina and another? P***y is p***y, right?

I'm trying to understand that logic. I mean, when you all hump a girl once, and if you hump her again, does that mean that the p***y is void? It's no longer stimulating or what?

[James]

LOL, its about losing the power of choice.

You might really fall in love with a breakfast food, love eating it every morning, can't really imagine eating anything else, and maybe you have had no thoughts about other breakfast foods at all.

But once someone tells you that you will only be eating that breakfst food and no other, forever, you start looking around and wondering what other breakfast foods taste like

So if you can imagine yourself in the place of the favorite breakfast food with the chap being stuck eating you every morning without fail, variety, or choice for the rest of his natural born existance you have a better idea of his frame of mind.

Of course there is a limit to analogy and a woman is not a breakfast food.

Originally posted by Dionysus


I have had both the blessing and curse of growing up around mostly guys. So, I understand you all more than I understand other females on most things. But, it is comments like that leaves me What's the difference between one vagina and another? P***y is p***y, right?

I'm trying to understand that logic. I mean, when you all hump a girl once, and if you hump her again, does that mean that the p***y is void? It's no longer stimulating or what?

[UF_PikePC98]

Originally posted by Dionysus


I have had both the blessing and curse of growing up around mostly guys. So, I understand you all more than I understand other females on most things. But, it is comments like that leaves me What's the difference between one vagina and another? P***y is p***y, right?

I'm trying to understand that logic. I mean, when you all hump a girl once, and if you hump her again, does that mean that the p***y is void? It's no longer stimulating or what?

The topic of whether or not a vagina is stimulating this time and is not the next is irrelevant. Stimulation is a mind thing. It's all in what mood you are in and how you feel about the person.

Here are a few examples: Out drinking vodka all night at a club, you meet some hot blonde. Take her home and both of you are shi_t faced, all you want to do is take it to the bedroom. You light the candles and put on some energizing sex break beat songs, preferably something like BT & Sarah Mclaughin or that song "Stay in love with me".Go throw on more deoderant and don't forget the jimmy. From there on out it's straight up booty knockin all night for the next 4 hours. By this time of night your freak side comes out and more than likely the girl is trashed more than you, so she's game for anything. Women want to be sexually comfortable with themseleves, therefore if the guy is comfortable it makes it all the more better for the woman. Women are just as freaky as men in the mind, only they will not be the ones to initiate porn star sex, we as men have to make the initial move. Anyhow, Vodka sex is fast and for the body. Usally this type of sex is remembered as, "damn that was good" but often is only a one night deal. The next night you don't feel like the same chick with the same circumstance, it's a mind thing. The next time you more than likely want to drink a bunch of wine and have some incense buring, I'd say Nagchampa, then it is more of a sexual thing and this time it is for your mind, have some Brian McKnight kicking in the background with a blacklight or two on in the house (black lights make chicks horny or more succeptable to a sexual expierence from you). They normally like the black lights in the bathroom while the two of you take a shower with only the black light on and having a bottle of the liquid soap Caress is a major plus, women don't like Irish Spring but Dove can do just as well. The stimulation can be brought on by the surroundings, you just have to make the situation seem right but not like you set it up. I sometimes find it the same when I have sex with a girl I have already done it with and another random. It's like my buddy told me, you don't pass up the gravy when the potatoes have already been around.

[amycat412]

Originally posted by UF_PikePC98



Anyhow, Vodka sex is fast and for the body. Usally this type of sex is remembered as, "damn that was good"

LMAO! Never thought of it like that, but damn, gotta admit there's truth in it.