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Top 10 Real Reason for Baseball Strikes
The Top Ten Reasons Baseball Players Say They Need to Strike:
1. Have you seen the price of black market steroids these days?
2: Those darn Hooters girls keep demanding child support increases.
3: No one should have to see Don Zimmerman and Tommy Lasorda in a baseball uniform 162 days a year.
4: With chewing tobacco under attack, the cost of bubblegum has skyrocketed.
5: Since 9/11 it's difficult to pass through metal detectors with all that jewelry.
6: The stock market crash has really hurt the 401-K plans.
7: Global warming has made it entirely too hot to play in the summer.
8: Since the Gold Club was closed by the Federal Government in Atlanta, there's nothing to do on road trips.
9: Signing autographs at $20.00 per pop causes bad hand cramps.
10: Can never go to a Nascar Race with all those pesky Sunday afternoon games
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Last edited by moe.ron; 08-30-2002 at 10:14 AM.
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