Since it has been DEAD around here for weeks, I'm sure you guys will be able to appreciate this...ENJOY!
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could
go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It was laid out
on five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes the higher
you
went. There was, however, a catch. Once you opened the door to
any floor, you had to choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a
floor, you couldn't go back down except to exit the building.
One day a couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center. On the
first floor, the sign on the door said, "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well that's better than
not having jobs and not loving kids, but I wonder what's farther up?" So
up they went.
The second floor sign said, "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, and are very good looking." "Hmmm, said the women, but I
wonder what's farther up?"
On the third floor, the sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework."
"Wow," said the women, "very tempting, but there are still more
farther up!" And so again, they went up.
On the fourth floor the sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak."
This combination sounded unbelievable--heavenly even--but the women
couldn't help wondering what attributes the men on the next floor
would have, so again, up they went.
The sign on that door said, "This floor is just to prove that women
are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."
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