Things you want to say

[Moochagoo]

but the time's never right...

Do you have a good story that you've always
wanted to share or a bit of information that you want to tell everyone, but the time never seems to be right? Let's use this thread for all of those random bits of info that don't seem to fit anywhere else.

I once went out with someone for three months, and we had gone on a date for a few hours, and I suggested we cut the date off short, and
go home, because she wasn't feeling well.

She said, "Didn't you have a great time?"

I said, "No, not really."

She said, "Maybe we shouldn't have gone out because of my sinuses."

I said, "It isn't the sinuses, in fact, I'm just plain bored, in fact, you've been kind of boring lately."

She said, "Fine, get out of the car." (She drives, I don't.)

I got out of the car, had to take a taxi home, and never heard from her again.

MORAL: Never tell someone they're boring while a passenger in their car.