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Old 04-14-2003, 03:21 PM
CrimsonTide4 CrimsonTide4 is offline
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Talking Tips to Brighten Your Day

THESE ARE TIPS WE CAN ALL USE!

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the
toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling over and going back
sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a
hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
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