Are you addicted to Trimethylxantine?

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Trimethylxantine is a legal and bitter tasting drug that stimulates the CNS, cardiac muscle, respiratory system, and delays fatigue, also a diuretic. It may cause reduction of fertility, osteoporosis, and maybe even heart disease. Withdrawal symptoms include headache, irritability, restlessness, and nausea. Yet, this is one of the most popular drugs ever used! Even kids love it!