Why is it that everytime I try to help a brother or sister out I get screwed?
Why is it that I just walked into a law office and said I need a job and got one making $10 an hour?
Why is it that this little old lady shot my husband the finger when he passed her?
Why is it that all of my socks keep disappearing in the wash?
Why is it that I can't find a chapter to go through intake in?
Why is it that bill collectors call and ask you if you realize that you haven't paid your account?
Why is it that my period always starts right before or when I am out of town?
Why is it that Ashanti looks like she used to have a beard?