All right ladies and gents, let's tell a story.

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Introduction
Shameeka sat on her grandmother's plastic covered couch with a serious 'tude. She could not believe what Tyrone had just told her on the phone. As she sat there contemplating his words, her grandmother Beulah Mae came into the living room and said, ". . .