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Originally posted by miss priss
[B]1....when a 14 year old girl makes advances toward him?
2....when a woman at work who is at work is attracted to him?
3....when a woman claims he is the baby daddy?
4....when he wants a good woman but thinks there is none?
5....when he is wanted for murder?
6....when he wants to be white?
7....when he tries to "mack" but it didn't work?
1...Think about the situation that R. Kelly is in. Once he does THAT, he'll more than likely run like H*LL in the OPPOSITE direction.

2... HEAVILY weigh his options (ONLY if it's not his supervisior or boss or if this chick is not psycho)
3...Don't sign the birth certificate. Ask his mother, grandmother, and sisters what THEY think. Talk to his boys in order to make SURE that THEY haven't had "a piece of the action". And, MOST importantly, Get a frickin' BLOOD TEST, MAN!!!!!!
4...Get a clue. And realize that the one that he treated like DIRT and let get away WAS the "good woman" that he is now searching for.
5....Pray that there is no DNA, fingerprints, witnesses, or video evidence. Oh yeah, and make sure that he has a D*MN good attorney

6...Seek counseling and work it out with God about this one, Dude.
7...Double check his breath. Obain a lot more money. And just realize that there is a GREAT possibility that he really doesn't have "macking" abilities.