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Originally posted by prayerfull
HC at church yesterday there were 2 christenings.
HC this one family had coordinated to all wear RED.
HC this family is comprised primarily of ex-gang members and pimps.
HC just as it got really quiet, I said DRIVE BY...a little too loud!
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HC a whole bunch of people heard me.
HC they were all LOL.
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HC No you did not! You know that ain't even right! LMBAO!!!
HC CTFUUUUUU!!!!!!
HC That had me laughing so much my eyes teared up.

HC, Yes, you are from Cali aren't ya?!

HC Did anybody really duck when you said that?!
HC I had a nice Mother's Day with my Mom and sisters yesterday
HC we all went to church w/ her (usually I go or one of us goes but not at the same time b/c we are at college in different areas)
HC Afterward we went out to eat
HC My mom had a nice day
HC I'm glad we didn't ruin it for her by bickering!
HC Y'all I was sitting at the shuttle stop today and this man came up to me
HC He asked me "Are you that singer India Arie?!
HC I love me some "Acoustic Soul" but I don't look nothing like her!

HC I'm 5'10, dark, thin, and I DON"T HAVE NO DREADS?!

HC I looked at him like WTF is wrong with you!
HC It was very hot outside and the sun was in my eyes so I looked even worse b/c I was squinting?
HC He was black so I know he knew doggone well I wasn't her!

HC I said "No..." (DUH!)
HC He said "Are you okay? Are you having a bad day?"
HC I wanted to say "I was doing fine up until yo dumb azz came up and started talking to me"
HC Instead I said "Nope"
HC I guess he knew his pickup line wasn't working on me so he walked away...
HC this white lady sitting next to me was like" You can't ever have a break, huh?"
HC After the fact that isht is funny but at the moment it was not...