I can stand not going to the bar all the time, because I go every now and again. I can stand not having as fun as possible on a trip to Beale St. in Memphis, TN - for that may just be my bad.
But it all comes crashing down, when I win a free, week-long vacation with 4 friends: flight to Vegas including hotel and rental car, a cruise in the Caribbean, including rental car and hotel, and fly home. Why did it come crashing down? Because I'm not 21, a minimum age requirement.
So I'm going to bring my 4 friends on our own trip. I can't afford to bring 4 friends farther than McDonald's, and the lake, or a theme park and a stay in the Holiday Inn, but I'm going to have a blast.

Dangit, dangit, dangit.