Made up song
So tonight I was driving back from Bowling Green to Louisville and in my two hours I got bored and thought of a conversation some GDI friends and I had recently. So I made up a song about it... it isn't to offend, it is totally sarcastic, it kinda just depicts what most people think of sororities. Here it is:
The Sorority Girl
This is a story about a girl named Barbie,
She liked to get out and party,
So when she got to college, what did she do?
Rushed the sorority of the cardinal blue.
She's an Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon.
Her hair is done everyday at the mall salon
She never leaves the house without her lipstick on
Cause she's an Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon.
She loves her sisters and shows her pride
With letters on everything that her daddy buys.
She does community service and still finds time
To get out and date some fraternity guys.
She's an Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon.
Her hair is done everyday at the mall salon
She never leaves the house without her lipstick on
Cause she's an Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon.
Went through rush with her best friend
When she got her bid, her friend never did,
She wasn't a ten so she didn't fit in
With the
Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilons.
Get their hair done everyday at the mall salon
Never leave the house without their lipstick on
Cause their all Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilons.
So if you are blonde and have a nice bod,
Head to the mansion in the middle of the quad
The girls their will love you and you'll love them too
Wearing the letters in the cardinal blue.
You could be an
Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon
Get you hair done everday at the mall salon
Never leave the house without your lipstick on
You could be an Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon.
Don't be a Gamma, don't be a Rho
They aren't known for anything but being a hoe
Don't rush Tri Alpha or go Tau Mu,
You should only go there if you speak with a moo
You want to be an
Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon.
Get your hair done everyday at the mall salon
Never leave the house without your lipstick on
Cause you'll be an Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon.
Be sure and get a rec from at least two alum
To get in this house you have to know some
You won't get your bid without a four point o
All of those dumb girls have to go
They aren't an
Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon
Can't get their hair done at the mall salon
Don't leave their house with lipstick on
Cause they aren't an Alpha Beta Gamme Delta Epsilon
I told you I was bored!
Only go
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