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04-16-2002, 04:27 PM
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Funny Stereotypes -How many greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FROM OREGON STATE UNIVERSITY GREEKS
From an e-mail that went around campus...
Feel free to post simular things from your school!
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HOW MANY OSU GREEKS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
How many A-Chi-Os does take?
It takes 3. One to do it, one to make a mathmatical equation and the other to tell her how smart she is.
How many AGDs?
All the upperclassmen that are still around, the freshman are in their first blow job seminar.
How many TKEs does it take?
One to screw the lightbulb in and the rest of the house to plan a function that no one will show up to anyways.
How many Sigma Chi's does it take?
I don't know, they are all just "average guys"!
How many Acacia's does it take?
They don't count how hard is it to think of Greek Letters?
How many Chi-Os ?
A couple to do it and the rest are standing in line waiting for thier fourth meal.
How many Chi Phi's does it take?
Who?
How many Pi-Phi's does it take?
Hey, aren't they next to Chi-Phi's?
How many Theta's ?
3 to do it. One to actually screw it in, one to tell her she doesn't look fat doing it and the other to count the calories she lost while doing it.
How many Kappa Sigs ?
Two. One to do it and the other to talk about how many chicks they will get now that they have one.
How many Delta Tau Delta's does it take?
Three. One to do it and two to discuss under what definition they are considered a "house"
How many FIJI's does it take to do it?
Who knows, everything is a fucking secret.
How many Kappa's does it take?
One. She was the only one not wasted.
How many Beta's does it take?
10. The whole house.
How many SPEs does it take?
Three. One to do it and the other two to talk about how cool thier house is.
How many Sigma Kappas does it take?
Could the whole snake thing please be explained.
How many DU's does it take?
Delta oops I droped the lightbulb.
How many DG's ?
As long as it's in the dick garage anyone will do it.
How many Theta Chi's ?
They might of lost the lightbulb just like they lost half thier house.
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04-16-2002, 05:22 PM
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04-16-2002, 05:55 PM
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GOGO AG1019, His sense of humor is underwhelming!  DA! 
O tell ZEKE I Did miss him! 
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04-16-2002, 08:56 PM
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This is sooooo funny!!!!! It was a good break from my studying that's for sure!!!!! 
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04-17-2002, 01:42 AM
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So I'm taking it that the DGs at OSU have the reputation for being . . . . . "fun"?
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04-17-2002, 08:37 AM
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Man, this one was a little more offensive than the last one posted!
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04-17-2002, 08:53 AM
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How many KAs does it take a to change a lightbulb?
Five--They need to make a new one from scratch. Storebought bulbs
could contain parts made above the Mason-Dixon line. Damn Yankees.
HAHAHAHAHAH, Ive always loved that...........
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04-17-2002, 11:28 AM
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Hey, what about AXD? They're at OSU, too!
Although maybe being left out of this joke is a good thing! 
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04-17-2002, 12:55 PM
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I'm all for a good laugh, but some of these are questionable...if not downright mean.
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04-17-2002, 06:50 PM
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IU usually sends out one every year that is slightly changed.
Here is the one from last year....
How many greeks does it take to change a lightbulb? IU STYLE
How many Greeks does it take to change lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to make t-shirts for the occasion.
How many DU brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None---DU doesn't have electricity.
How many PhiPsi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
How many PiKapps does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the homosexual
experience.
How many Gamma Phi's sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five, one to change the lightbulb and four to hoist her up.
How many FIJIs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One- He holds it and the world revolves around him.
How many Theta Chi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
The whole house, because they cannot do anything alone.
How many Beta brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to throw it at the sigma chis..
How many Sigma Chi brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change it, two to throw the old bulb back at Betas, and
one to brag about Brad Pitt.
How many SAEs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the
old one.
How many Sig Ep brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None,
they're too busy watching dawsons creek and wishing their middle
letter was an "A" and not a "Phi".
How many Theta sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, it's the most fun they've had in years.
How many PIKES does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--the house looks better in the dark.
How many Tri-Delts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A whole sorority--but only one of them is smart enough to get the bulb
out of the socket.
How many Sigma Pi brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were
in a better fraternity the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
How many Delts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because
he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
How many Sammies does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they're already lit and there's enough energy in the kitchen to
keep them burning.
How many AZDs does it take to change a light bulb?
They'll all help out if it means a mixer with a fraternity that will
help them on their way up the social ladder.
How many AGDs does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they look better in the dark.
How many Chi O sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and one to haze her for cussing when she
electrocutes herself.
How many Phi Mu sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to call the electrician and ask him to bring a box of donuts on
his way over.
How many AEPhis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, One to change the light bulb,two to check the brand name on the
box, and one to order matching sweater sets and dark jeans to
celebrate the occasion.
How many Chi Phi brothers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't, they keep the lights off so they can hall in beer kegs and
not get noticed.
How many DGs does it take a to change a lightbulb?
Five--They need to make a new one from scratch.
How many ADPi's does it take to change a light bulb?
You mean after they're done changing the batteries in their...
How many Kappas does it take to change a lightbulb?
They won't even notice the bulb is out since they're always shopping.
How many SDT sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. one to change it, and one to hold her hair out of her face...
How many Alpha Chis does it take to change a lightbulb?
The whole house--the Homecoming Queen to change it and the rest to fix
her hair.
How many Sigma Nus does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and one to invite all the sororities to
come over and watch them dance naked.
How many ZBTs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to send flowers to all the sororities.
How many DZ sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to buy the pot, two to make fun of all the other sororities,
and one to cheat and call the electrician.
How many ZTAs does it talke to change a lightbulb?
Three, so no one has to work too hard.
How many KDR does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, all the lightbulbs get used up by real fraternities.
How many Alpha Phi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, anything to be like everybody else.
How many Pi Phis does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, hoping they can fake and bake under it.
How many Kappa Sigs does it take to change a lightbulb?
WHO??
How many Acacians does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them--It has to look as tacky as possible.
How many Delta Chis does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they're all too busy hazing pledges and thinking there cool
How many AEPis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares about electricity when it's 110 degress and you're waiting
in line for beer.
How many ATO's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two...one to change it and the other to fix his polo shirt and khakis.
How many Alpha Sigs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One...they have all the tools to fix it.
How many Phi Delts does it take to change a lightbulb?
None...Castles use candles not lightbulbs.
How many Lambda Chi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None...haunted houses are suppossed to be dark.
How many Evan's Scholars does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them...one to change it, and the rest to make sure the house
doesn't burn down.
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04-17-2002, 08:10 PM
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DGs at OSU are really cool girls, but the older ones got the reputation of DG=Dirty Girls .....Unfortunately.
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Originally posted by Sweetums
So I'm taking it that the DGs at OSU have the reputation for being . . . . . "fun"?
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04-17-2002, 08:12 PM
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AZDs have a chapter here at osu, but no house, and they are growing steadly........Maybe in the years to come they will have jealous people poking fun at them and thier success. Thats where most of the jokes root from anyways.....
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Hey, what about AXD? They're at OSU, too!
Although maybe being left out of this joke is a good thing!
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04-18-2002, 04:55 PM
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How many theta Xi's:
One to screw it in, One to break it again with a bat, One to sweep up the glass, the whole house to vote on a fine for breaking the bulb, one to blow up the shards of glass after the fine, and then one more person to put the next one in, and then...
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04-19-2002, 11:02 AM
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How many APO's does it take to screw in a light bulb?:
Three: One to change the bulb, one pledge that asks if he can get a service hour for holding the ladder, and one that thinks he'll become as smooth as Brother Bill Clinton just by taking part
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04-19-2002, 08:49 PM
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good ones
those are some pretty good ones-
seems like every campus has it own stereotypes
-fish
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