Do Not.Com 2 for the Summer!

[1 Woman of Virtue]

The following was posted by AKA2D '91

WHY DON'T WE CLOSE THIS THREAD AND START A DO NOT. COM, PART 2?

To honor her request, consider this a slant on Do Not.Com/pt 2. I received it via email, and one of our Madame Moderators told me it was also on the Delta board. In any event, it should spark another round of do not's for the summer. I highly encourage all of us to take this seriously...especially the rule about jelly shoes!

Please raise your big toes and repeat after me: As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to adhere to these rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes.

I promise to always wear sandals that fit.
Do not allow toes to hang over and touch the ground.
Do not allow my heels spill over the
backs.
Do not allow the sides and tops of my feet to pudge out between the straps.
Either I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. Do not cheat and just touch up my big
toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
Do not let your self wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, Do not duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
Do not live in corn denial. Rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholls if my feet need him.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down
with me as I fall and break my ankle.
Do not forget to take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

If I have been privvy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated.
Do not lie!!! I will be brutually honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.

And so it goes...

[This message has been edited by 1 Woman of Virtue (edited May 29, 2001).]

[AKA2D '91]

THANKS FOR THE STARTUP!

This same thingy was posted in the DST forum a few weeks back! (FYI)

BUT, WHAT A WAY TO BEGIN!

[BlackApplePie]

LOL, that is too funny! Thanks for the tips, a lot of people need them!

[tickledpink]

Do not wear short shorts or "Daisy Dukes" if you have cellulite up and down the back of your legs.

Do not wear more hair on your legs than a man wears on his chest and think it's cute.

Do not wear tank tops if you have mini afros under your armpits (SHAVE!).

[Oh Drama!]

Do not put on SO MUCH baby powder that it leaves white residue all over your body.

Do not wear that shirt if you get white deodorant stains on it.

Do not wear half shirts if your stomach is not flat- spare us your spare tire.

[AKA2D '91]

DO NOT think that just because I am off for 10 weeks that you can assign me weeks, days, where I will be "available" to "keep" YOUR child(ren).

FYI, I did that LAST week, my babysitting time is OVER until NEXT SUMMER! LOL UNLESS, you are my sister (biological), of course! I still have to think LONG AND hard about it! JUST KIDDING!

DO NOT step out the house with your feet/heels "white as snow". Lotion comes in ALL colors, brands, and scents, USE IT!

[CJUS]

OH MY GOD, How can people be sooo stupid!!!

I am at work, with my casual work uniform shirt on with big M.P.D. letters on it and my work badge on, I am approached by two ladies in the elevator, they have the nerve to ask me do you work here. Then the security guards that work in the building asked me do I work here. UUUggggHHHHHHH!@!!


That is my DO NOT.COM 2 for today. People don't DO IT!!!

[This message has been edited by CJUS (edited June 08, 2001).]

[dstbrat]

do not wear a regular bra with a spaghetti strapped tank top or no bra at when you know you need one- invest in a good strapless bra!

do not try to pass off a too little shirt as a baby-tee- if the sleeves are cutting off your circulation and your arms look like popeye then the shirt is too small

do not over do the glitter or the rhinestone thing on your face (forehead, eyebrows, eyelids, etc.)- some of you look like a christmas ornament less really is more

don't overdo the lotion, baby oil on your legs- shiny legs aren't cute either. it looks like you fell in some crisco

these are a few of my summertime pet peeves!

[MS.REVLON]

-do not go w/o taking the hair off you legs if you can braid it.
-do not go all summer w/o touching up your micro-braids(hair grows too fast in the summer).
-do not wear any fitting clothes that show your panty line.
-do not have two different polishes on if you are wearing sandals.

[mccoyred]

DO NOT wear a halter or midriff top if you have more rolls than the Pillsbury dough boy

DO NOT wear more make up than Homey da' Clown esp in 80 degrees or higher summer heat



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MCCOYRED
Mu Psi '86
BaltCo Alumnae

Dynamic...Salient...Temperate...Since 1913

[ClassyLady]

DO NOT wear six different bright colors in one outfit (pink shirt, yellow skirt, blue sandals, green scarf) just because "it's summertime."
DO NOT complain about how you wish school weren't getting out because now your bad kids will be home with you all day.
DO NOT wear one of those tie-up, backless shirts if you have rolls around your stomach (yes, we CAN see them from behind).
DO NOT go braless with a tube top or halter if you know that your breasts are too big for that (there is no magic number, but YOU know when they're too big).
DO NOT go anywhere with visible baby powder on your face, neck, or chest.
DO NOT go anywhere without shoes on.
Men Only: DO NOT go anywhere without a shirt on (an undershirt is not considered a shirt).
DO NOT put a coat of polish on your toes over top of an already existing coat (we can tell and this is NOT an acceptable substitute for nail polish remover).
DO NOT allow your children to go to the fair or carnival with dirty clothes on.
DO NOT use solid deodorant with a sleeveless shirt (the clear works just fine).
DO NOT make capri pants out of a pair of existing full length pants by rolling them up seventeen times.

[SweetestDiva]

Originally posted by MS.REVLON:
-do not go w/o taking the hair off you legs if you can braid it.

Why do I know a lady with leg hair like this? Yes, we can see it through your pantyhose.

[exquizit]

Do not get highly upset when you hear the Koreans cussing you out in their native language because you had the nerve to think that all you needed was a pedicure and your feet look like they need plastic surgery!

****having Martin flashbacks from when Gina had to break out a drill and sandblaster for someone's feet****

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by exquizit:
Do not get highly upset when you hear the Koreans cussing you out in their native language because you had the nerve to think that all you needed was a pedicure and your feet look like they need plastic surgery!

****having Martin flashbacks from when Gina had to break out a drill and sandblaster for someone's feet****

LOL. "you gotta go to work on MYRA'S feet"

[InquiringMind]

Originally posted by ClassyLady:
DO NOT go braless with a tube top or halter if you know that your breasts are too big for that (there is no magic number, but YOU know when they're too big).

There is a magic number--I have seen this too many times....If you're a borderline C/D (w/o implants) PLEASE don't do it!!!