random boys or girls in your bed

[alphachiohmy]

What an odd night. I wake up to this guy in my bed (my roomie brought him home and we figured he slipped into bed sometime last night by mistake.) How odd.

I did go out. We predrank at a friends, went to a karaoke bar and then back there for afterhours. And I took alot of raspberry vodka shots, but I know I went home by myself . ( I dont just go inviting random boys to my bed - if they are boys I know thats a different story ... j/k)

So I wake up and there's this kid next to me. I get up, ask if he wants water and call my best friend just to reassure myself that I didn't take somebody home. He actually was in a class with my roommate and we talked to him at the bar briefly. Last thing I remember is coming home, putting on pjs and passing out with my teddy bear and blankets.

So, I guess we have deduced he came home with my roommate and went from the bathroom to my room - theres a connecting door - and passed out.

So, being the good hostess I am, I just got back from driving him back to the dorm.

I am still in a state of shock ...

Anybody else have stories like this?

[ZTAngel]

My freshman year I woke up for an early class and walked to the shower. I shared a suite with three other girls (2 bedrooms which had two people each, a living area, and a bathroom). I walked into the bathroom with just a towel because....hey!....I live with all girls. Guys never spent the night. We had twin xtra long beds and it's hard enough for just one person to sleep in those! So, I walk into the bathroom and turned on the light. I almost had a heart attack. I screamed and ran from the bathroom and hid in my room. There was a guy sleeping in our shower! My roommate went to go check it out and she had no clue who he was. We woke up my drunken suitemate. She had met some guy at a bar who claimed that he had been kicked out of his apartment. My oh-so-smart suitemate, in her drunken condition, told him that he could stay in our shower! We promptly kicked him out.

[justamom]

AlphaChi "OH MY"! That's one of the funniest stories I've heard!

[KABillyMac]

Not in my bed, but in my house, none the less.

When I lived in the "flophouse" (a three bedroom that myself and three other brothers stayed in, connected to 2 more apartments full of KA's) the three of us had been out for a night of drinking and wooohaaaing till the wee hours. Well came home together. The door on our apartment was just trashed, well the whole apartment was come to think of it. When you opened our front door, you had to unlock it, then throw a pretty good shoulder to it to get it to open. WABAM!, we come barging through the door, laughing and what not. John immediatly goes upstairs, Josh went downstairs, and I stayed in the living room to catch a sportscenter. Well, I sit down on the couch, and im leaning over to slip my boots off, when out of the corner of my eye I see this HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT girl passed out on our couch. I went, "holy shit, there is a hot girl passed out on the couch" I called Josh and John in there, and everyone was just clueless. We had had a huge party the thursday before, the cops had to block off the streets it got so out of hand, so we figured she just assumed that she thought we were gonna throw down again. Well, I go over and wake her up (that was a job in itself). She was incoherent, and from what I could gather, she thought she was at Rob's house. I gathered this cause she called me rob 5 times. Josh said, "Man, we need to get her a place to sleep. Cant leave her down here with all these people coming in and out after everyone gets home from downtown." I was going to see a girl that I had met a few nights before, and she was on her way to get me, so I volunteered to put her in my bed. So I scouped this girl up in my arms, and was taking her upstairs when she said "Rob, Im gonna be sick" I said "Hang on, Im gonna put you to bed then I will get you a trashcan." Too late. She threw up all over me. Then started crying uncontrollably. Well shit. I take her in the bathroom, and wipe her off, and get myself a fresh shirt and let her finish puking. She passes back out so i layed her down in my bed and was getting ready to go back downstairs when the girl that was coming to get me comes prancing upstairs, shes me taking this girls shoes off, and throws a damn 3 wick 5 pound candle at me and runs outside, gets in her car and drives away. DAMN!!!!!!!. Pissed off, and still smelling like puke, I go back downstairs, try to call the girl, but she turned her cellphone off and wouldnt answer her phone. Needless to say, I slept on the couch that night, and that girl threw up in my bed while she was asleep. Come to find out the next morning, that she thought she was at her boyfriends house "rob" and had walked htere from downtown. THat girl had walked three damn miles, and was sitll about 5 blocks from her boyfriends house. Amazing that she walked that far, that drunk. Her chapter sent us a thank you card............The other girl never would give me the time of day though.

[IowaHawkeye]

Last year when i lived in the dorms, my best guy friend would seriously go out every night. Since my dorm was closer than his, he would just come to my room to crash (ya know, when he wasn't being a "stud" with the ladies, haha) I don't know how many times i've woken up to him saying, Nic! move over, be nice, share!!! hello!!! those twin beds they give you in the dorms are not that big! Occasionally, my guy friends now have this problem with me, haha! My house is kinda far! But i don't get randoms in my bed unless it's one of my sisters drunkinly lost

[dzrose93]

Here's a long but funny story:

My junior year of college I was living in an apartment with another girl who happened to have the same name as me, except for the fact that it was spelled slightly different. To set the story, here's a little background info:

I and my roommate looked absolutely nothing alike. I was tall, she was short. My hair had curls, hers was straight. She was a little chunky. I wasn't. Also, she had a reputation around campus as being quite annoying, especially when intoxicated.

You all know that one girl at your school who gets trashed and then follows you around at the bar, hugging all over you and spilling your pitcher of beer all over the place? Well, my roommate was THAT GIRL and everyone tried to avoid her at all cost when we'd see her at the bar.

Anyway, on her 21st birthday, she went out with some friends to celebrate and ran into a really hot PIKE that we all were friends with at a local bar. To sum up this part of the story quickly, she was drunk, he was REALLY drunk, and they both wound up back at our apartment via taxi.

I come home a little while later, and she's sitting on our futon crying. I ask her what's wrong, and through the drunken mumbling, I figure out that she's upset because the guy made it to her bed, completely undressed, but then passed out cold before she could close the deal with him. Now, he's taken over the entire bed (it was a daybed) and she has no place to sleep because she can't get him to roll over.

She begs me to help her out, so I tell her she can sleep in my bed with me (I had a queen-size). That isn't good enough. She also wants me to put his clothes back on. Why? I'm still not quite sure to this day, but she was quite insistent so I finally agreed to dress Drunken Naked Guy. I go in the room where he's sleeping on top of the covers and proceed to put the guy's black silk dalmation boxers back on so that my roommate will quit whining about having a naked guy passed out in her bed ( sidenote: considering the fact that this girl wasn't exactly cute, I would have thought she'd be proud of the fact that a hot guy was naked in her bed, not crying about it!) Anyway, I got the boxers on without the guy waking up and then went back to my room.

Fast forward to the next morning...

I wake up to find that my roommate has already gotten up and left for work. I go peek in her room to find that the guy is still there, still asleep. Apparently, my roommate was too embarrassed to wake him up and tell him to leave. So, I go over and shake him awake, telling him that I'll give him a ride home if he needs it. I end up dropping him off at his house on my way to class and we say goodbye. Neither of us mention the events of the previous night. I figured he was so embarrassed by the fact that he went home with Annoying Chick that he didn't want to talk about it, so I politely left the subject alone.

A few days later, I hear through the sorority grapevine that the guy is telling his fraternity brothers that he'd hooked up with ME that night. Turns out, he had been so drunk that he couldn't remember how he got to my apartment and didn't remember a thing about my roommate picking him up at the bar. All he remembered was getting up the next morning and finding himself in bed with his boxers on. Since I was the one to wake him up, he assumed that I was the one who he hooked up with.

When I ran into him at the bar the next night and told him what really happened, he was SO embarrassed. The only thing that made him feel better was me telling him that nothing happened between him and my roomie! He avoided her like the plague from that day forward to prevent a re-enactment of that night!

[alphachiohmy]

Your stories are all hilarious. I am laughing through my horrible headache. Thanks!

[Hootie]

Awe...poor Billy! You were such a sweetie and got totally screwed over! Oh well, it's her loss!

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by dzrose93
I'm still not quite sure to this day, but she was quite insistent so I finally agreed to dress Drunken Naked Guy.

Carrie, if I ever had any doubt that you are an absolute sweetheart, I don't anymore!!! Maybe, just maybe I MIGHT do that for a sister or other close friend but for an annoying roommate? Noooooooo.....

[KSig RC]

BMac -

hey dude, thanks for taking care of my girlfriend, sorry she puked all over ya though. She's always pulling that "oh i just passed out there, i thought it was you, blahblahblah" shit. At least she called you by my name - she's been screaming "OH BILLYMAC" in bed for the last two weeks. She says it's the medication - i say who cares, i'm getting some.

[lifesaver]

Originally posted by KSig RC
BMac -

hey dude, thanks for taking care of my girlfriend, sorry she puked all over ya though. She's always pulling that "oh i just passed out there, i thought it was you, blahblahblah" shit. At least she called you by my name - she's been screaming "OH BILLYMAC" in bed for the last two weeks. She says it's the medication - i say who cares, i'm getting some.

HAHAHHAHA.
You guys are too fuc**ng funny.


My crazy story is part of a drunken weekend in october I'll share later, but the last night, we had gone to a brothers party where all the brothers were auctioned off. (I wasnt on the auction table, thank you very much. i am not just a pretty face. I have feelings too). Anyway, about 2 am we end the party but remember that heather has booze at her place so I invite everyone over to heathers. We drink there till about 3:30, and then decide to go get in her hot tub (seats like 20 people) so we take our box of wine and head to the tub. (sidebar - we send clay back to heathers to get more booze and he 1, falls off the wall to heathers, falling 12 feet in his boxers, and 2 bangs on heathers door to wake her up scraming "hooker, we need more booze, and if ya lucky I'll give ya something in return" to discover he was banging on the WRONG apartment door. HAHAHAH.) Anyway, we proceede to skinny dip with the ladies, yada (we kept it clean) were really loud and drunk and were throwing each other in the pool, freezing our nuts off, etc. (I also became the naked guy at that party, had NO SHAME and let half the school see my junk) Anyway, so 5 of us head back to my apartment to crash out. Its about 6 am. we all pass out. (funny sidebar, ritchie, the chapter drunk decides to get outta the car on the way to my place at a stoplight and run around the car half clothed. Gets almost all the way around the car and disappears at the front corner panel. He busted his a$$ and was covered in a giant scab for two weeks.) So were back at my place and I got people sleeping EVERYWHERE. I PASS OUT in my bed and wake up at about 8:30 am and I can feel someone in my bed. I wake up and HOLY FU**ING $HIT its a five year old little girl. My first thought is WTHF???? I know I was drunk, but I seriously dont think I could get THAT drunk. so I jump outta bed waiting for the cops to come busting in the door or soemthing. ( I was fully clothed, as was the kid, but still, this is gotta be illegal), so I look around, and all my friends are asleep. So I am really freaking out and thinking of going to prison and the a$$ rapeing I am bound to recieve there. When in walks Beth. I am sure I probably looked really freaked, because she said, dont worry the kid is with us. Apparently, I passed out and Beth realized she had lost her keys, so about 8AM, she called her friend Amber who I had never met, but has a kid. Amber came over to take Beth to get her spare set. They decided to look in the parking lot for them. they left Brittney in my room playing with her dolls, and apparently she was still tired, because she climed up into my bed and drifted off to sleep. She was only asleep for 20 minutes while the girls were out. So I dont have to go to prison after all, but will never forget the image of rolling over and finding a 5 year old curled up in my bed and me freaking out and making plans to escape to Mexico.

[IowaHawkeye]

Originally posted by lifesaver


So I dont have to go to prison after all, but will never forget the image of rolling over and finding a 5 year old curled up in my bed and me freaking out and making plans to escape to Mexico.

ohmygod.. i think that takes the cake damn you really are a ladies man, that it just too funny!

[KABillyMac]

Originally posted by KSig RC
BMac -

hey dude, thanks for taking care of my girlfriend, sorry she puked all over ya though. She's always pulling that "oh i just passed out there, i thought it was you, blahblahblah" shit. At least she called you by my name - she's been screaming "OH BILLYMAC" in bed for the last two weeks. She says it's the medication - i say who cares, i'm getting some.

No problem man. If you wanna knock her out of that calling out my name stuff next time the two of you are going at it just bend her over, grab a handfull of hair, and tell her that her sister is way better in bed than she is. That outta cure that problem.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by KABillyMac


No problem man. If you wanna knock her out of that calling out my name stuff next time the two of you are going at it just bend her over, grab a handfull of hair, and tell her that her sister is way better in bed than she is. That outta cure that problem.

Well I took your advice - turns out, her and her sister are a little competitive, so they're going to have a 'sexual decathlon', 10 events designed to prove once and for all who's better in bed . . . of course, I'll do my best to be an impartial judge . . . on the bright side though, I've got her calling me 'your honor', which is pretty hot, i won't lie.

Other than that - thanks for the advice, you're turning into my ann landers or something. wait I didn't just say that; basically ignore this whole thing.

[KABillyMac]

Originally posted by KSig RC


Well I took your advice - turns out, her and her sister are a little competitive, so they're going to have a 'sexual decathlon', 10 events designed to prove once and for all who's better in bed . . . of course, I'll do my best to be an impartial judge . . . on the bright side though, I've got her calling me 'your honor', which is pretty hot, i won't lie.

Other than that - thanks for the advice, you're turning into my ann landers or something. wait I didn't just say that; basically ignore this whole thing.

Well I'll be damned. Last time I pulled that stunt i was just trying to hang on. Regardless, good luck with the decathalon thing. Will they be having a "taking it in the pooper" leg of that race to see who is really the tough girl?