Squirrelly Intuition

LeslieAGD · #1 11-07-2001, 06:42 PM

I just had to share this story because it is so hilarious (especially for Alpha Gams).

Okay, so I was walking home from class and there were these two sorority girls walking in front of me. Now, one of the girls I don't know at all, but the other is the rudest, most stuck up sorority girl I think I have ever met! They're carrying on a (very loud) superficial conversation about some fraternity boy...yada yada yada...and I'm walking along wishing someone would shut them up or knock some sense into their pea sized brains. So I start to look at the other people walking along, the leaves on the trees, etc when all the sudden I see this adorable squirrel eating a piece of apple. Well, he scurries up the nearest tree to get away from all the people and he's just chilling on a low branch when all of the sudden he drops a large chuck of apple...right onto snotty girl's head!!! I couldn't believe it, I wanted to bust out laughing! Snotty girl was so disgusted! I stared up at the squirrel and I swear to God that he gave me a look that was equivelent to a grin, winked, and then ran up the tree! Now you know that was an Alpha Gam lovin' squirrel!

AlphaGam1019 · #2 11-07-2001, 06:47 PM

ROFL

That was hilarious!!!

AGDLynn · #3 11-07-2001, 06:55 PM

Wooooo!

Sounds like the comic strip "Mutts". It's supposed to be about 2 cute little dogs, but occasionally, like lately, squirrels are dropping nuts on people, etc.

greeklawgirl · #4 11-07-2001, 07:57 PM

That has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard all week.
SMART SQUIRREL!

Now if only *I* could go around dropping produce on people's heads...I can easily think of several people who need a good knock to the head with an apple.

AlphaGam1019 · #5 11-07-2001, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greeklawgirl
I can easily think of several people who need a good knock to the head with an apple.

How about something like a baseball bat?

hehe

Lisa Fishman · #6 11-08-2001, 10:12 AM

That was heserical!!!!!

lilangel81agd · #7 11-08-2001, 02:06 PM

That was too funny! It's kinda like this squirrel that just chills on my porch. I don't know why but when my sisters come over it's cool and mellow, but if a stranger, or boys come up it hisses,makes crazy noises and runs back and forth. I don't know why it likes my house so much since I don't feed it but it's always good for a laugh.

Katey Alpha Gam · #8 11-08-2001, 04:32 PM

That is TOOO funny Leslie!!! You have to tell me who it is sometime!!