ASP, I too am happially SINGLE! for 16 yrs!!!
BUT, I do take offense to # 2, being on the flip side of the coin

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Boys and Girls can both be Stupid! I AM NOT STUPID ( Standing up for the Guys) I a may be ignornate, but well maybe not totally stupid!
We all have our moments in the Sun!!!!!
Well then you get like the Watson Girl, Blonde big bubbed, talk funny, have a stepfather who owns the Company, but look damn Good well think of your self!
No Matter Where You are There You Are!!!
In every life a little rain must fall, but thank god there maybe there isa silver lining on the outhouse wall!