I found an Alf costume...

damasa · #1 10-03-2001, 10:55 AM

Yea baby...I'm gonna get it for the halloween activities.....it's gonna be schhhweeeet!

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IowaHawkeye · #2 10-03-2001, 10:58 AM

we want pictures, after halloween, of you in this alleged ALF costume

SigmaChiCard · #3 10-03-2001, 11:37 AM

Last year, and perhaps this is a bad thing, but I've got photos of us....My buddy & I were initially going to be the Dixie Chicks, but we couldn't find a third guy that was willing to go drag with us. WE WERE HOT! And I'm not joking. I mean, how many of you girls have actually stopped traffic before? My buddy and I did. We're both fairly athletic, but more of soccer player/runner bodies than being physically built big. We were both wearing tight ass-pants (his were leopard skin, mine were just black), I was wearing a tube top (which is what helped to throw them off), a strapless stuffed bra, I got my blond wig cut to appear as one of the girls from Dixie Chicks, had my cigs tucked by my belly into my pants as girls always do, zebra-striped sandals with a zebra-skin cowboy hat, passionate red toenails and fingernails, make-up courteous of my gf's awesome roomies, and pebbles for nipples.

Back to stopping traffic, we get out of his car, each carrying our purse (mine was zebra then too) and this car goes by, and starts to slow down, we start laughing, you know, and THEY STOP AND DO A U-TURN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. It was so funny, we were like, damn, bet that's never happened to our gf's. Anyway, the guys get out of the car and are hitting on us, I try to do a girl laugh, but when they ask us what we're doing tonight, my buddy replies is his normal, but very manly voice, "Nothing much man, drinking, what are you guys doing?" And their jaws dropped to the floor, I mean these weren't local losers, they were college students and were 5 feet from us, face to face, thinking we were hot girls. (take a moment to be disgusted that I passed it off so well) They jumped in their cars, and were off. It was hilarious!

Events like that occured 3 more times in the span of 45 minutes. He was driving down the road, and this car with a guy in it is waving to us, smiling, directing us to pull over. Who directs someone to pull over in a fairly big city while driving on campus? Nobody. Then, people at my pre-party, which were nothing but my friends (and this is excluded from the other 3, there were two instances in the parking lot of the pre-party with more college students) and I heard people talking behind my back whispering, who in the hell are those two girls with, and who the hell are they, and I'm taking these two home tonight. Each time, I'd turn around, giggle, ask for a hug, open my arms as if to hug, exposing my underarm hair and they'd be like "what the F-C-?" It was funny, but especially since my gf didn't see me til the party, and she couldn't find me because she couldn't tell I was me, and I wanted to see how long it took. It took 10 before she asked someone and they directed her. But even through rush (yes, both our picks are in the year for EX photo book) people were looking at them being like, "who are these girls?....oh, my God, that's Cory and Gerding!" Funny Memories, I'll do very well to top that this year though, I know that for certain.

IowaHawkeye · #4 10-03-2001, 11:54 AM

ok, now you know you have to post these pictures on here, right

nothin like guys going drag...
Cory, i bet you made one damn sexy female!

Thrillhouse · #5 10-03-2001, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by damasa
Yea baby...I'm gonna get it for the halloween activities.....it's gonna be schhhweeeet!

d

Wow dude, where did you find it at? That is the perfect costume. I wonder if alf ever wore a halloween costume on any of the tv shows?

The1calledTKE · #6 10-03-2001, 01:01 PM

If your going to be ALF don't forget to chase around the cats.

damasa · #7 10-03-2001, 01:19 PM

I found it this morning when I went downtown to check out this shop that rents costumes..omg..they had so much stuff there...

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SparkliiQTMTSU · #8 10-03-2001, 01:32 PM

HAHA That is awesome! My uncle actually has an ALF costume from years back! I would love to see some pics of you on Halloween Blaine! LOL!

Nichole

lifesaver · #9 10-03-2001, 07:11 PM

Corey, that is thge funniest thing I have read in a long time. You are too funny.

So what IS everyone going for Halloween? I am going as Jack, from Jack in the Box. My old roomate's mom owns a costume shop. They actually have the heads. So me in a suit, walking around. Of course, thats gonna make it harder to drink(?) with that big head on. I am going to borrow my little's convertable mustang and roll up to the chapter party in that. (I gotta stop by Jack in the Box and order something. I have to) Me at halloween:

Chris, this hispanic kid in the chapter wanted to go as a migrant worker, and wanted me to get a green uniform and go as "la migra, " aka the INS, but I didnt think that approperate, especially when he suggested I roll up to the party in his moms LTD and I let him outta somebody elses trunk. NOT FUNNY.

KSig RC · #10 10-04-2001, 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by damasa
Yea baby...I'm gonna get it for the halloween activities.....it's gonna be schhhweeeet!

d

If you find two, i'm going too. ALF definitely gets ass on major holidays, such as holloween and patriot's day. So i'll wear it for both.