When reached by Chris Hansen of Dateline for comment, Mr. Wooderson could only shake his head sadly and say "The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man."
Wooderson's friend and co-conspirator O'Bannion is still on the run from authorities. He is said to be armed with a homemade paddle and very dangerous to freshmen.
Upon his arrest, Mr. Wooderson behaved in a manner consistent with someone who has smoked marijuana. When the officer asked if he had any illegal drugs on his person, Mr. Wooderson replied, "It'd be a lot cooler if I did."
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