name something you got in trouble for while you were growing up...

[DMBabyZTA]

name something you got in trouble for when you were little that now makes you laugh

[Senusret I]

Running out in the street without holding an adult's hand or looking both ways.... I was three.... I got my ass WHUPPED.

[JennRN]

wiping my nose on my shirt sleeve


It's so gross now that I think about it, but dammit, I was 5!!!

[ZTAMich]

Saying "Shut Up". Such a potty mouth for 3yrs old! haha

[tinydancer]

Drawing on the church steps with crayons. I even signed my name to it. My mom about had a fit. I must have been about 5.

[Benzgirl]

Pouring a whole bottle of Ivory Soap in the toilet. It took days for the bubbles to flush away

[AlwaysSAI]

I'll never forget this.

I was in 2nd grade and I sat in the back of the room. You can get away with anything in the back of the room, right?

I take a bottle of glue, pour some on my hands, spread it out and blow on it so it will dry and I can pick it off. As soon as it dried and I was ready to pick it off my teacher goes, "AwaysSAI, you can go wash your hands now."

Oh, and in kindergarten my teacher threatened that if I ate glue one more time she would call my mom. After that, I just ate the glue when she wasn't looking.

[EE-BO]

I got in trouble a lot as a young kid for climbing. Bookcases were my specialty- and looking back it is a damn good thing the bookcases were built into the walls. My mom still tells the story of how as a 4 year old I climbed 10 feet up into a living room bookcase, dumped books on the floor and fell asleep on the shelf in the space I cleared for myself. She had to bring in a ladder to get me down.

[Dionysus]

I used to act like a little brat turd when my grandparents used to babysit me. I did stuff like pour water on my grandpa when he got fully dressed for work, took black gak and made it into worm/snake shapes and put it in random places (grandman was scared of worms, grandpa snakes), and I recorded them arguing with each other.

At home with my parents...hmmmm, I used to get my hands wet and place them on the wall to make hand prints.

This only happened one time, and I didn't get in trouble, but it was pretty embarassing at the time. I think it's hilarious now. One day I was hanging out at my favorite cousin's house, and I got a wedgie. It was towards the front, instead of the back. I was in the family room, and didn't want to adjust myself in front of everyone. So, I went back into my cousin's room and reached down in my pants to adjust things. Well, my back was facing the door, and my cousin walked in. She was like "eeew, I saw what you did, you nasty little girl!". Apparently, she thought I was in there rubbing one out. I tried explaining things, but she didn't believe me.

[aephi alum]

I was maybe eight years old.

For some reason that I don't recall, my father said to me, "Up your nose!"

I said, "Up yours!"

What I meant was, "Up your own nose, Dad". I had no idea that the phrase "up yours" usually refers to an opening in your body that has nothing to do with your nose.

To quote Senusret I, I got my ass WHUPPED.

[LttleMsPrEp]

This is kind of embarassing but when my favorite cousin and I were younger we were fascinated for some reason by Tide laundry detergent since it looked minty/ yummy so one day her and I decide to taste it so we lick our hands (stickiness=more Tide to taste) and as soon as we put it in our mouths my aunt walked in and basically we got our asses handed to us... ***btw Tide does NOT taste good at all***

another thing I always got in trouble for was crossing the street without an adult

[irishpipes]

My mom was watching a professional tennis match on tv while I was supposed to be reading in the same room. I wrote "Chris Evert" with pencil eraser on the leather chair I was sitting in. I had no idea that didn't come off. I wrote it BIG. Oops.

[epchick]

--I used to say "sucks" a lot, and i'd always get in trouble. Then I though it would be sly to spell it out, so i'd say "that S-U-C-K-S!" And I still got an ass whoopin! lol.

--One time, my cousins and I were playing outside of my grandma's house and some man drove up in his car. He asked us if we had seen his puppy, and I was the only one stupid enough to walk up to his passenger window & reach over to grab the picture. My youngest cousin ran in to get my grandma, and I got the whoopin of my life that day! To my defense, the guy never reached out to grab me & it was a picture of a dog! lol.

--I used to get in trouble a lot for crying! haha. I was a crybaby! lol. I remember I hated being in 3rd grade. I had just transferred to the school my mom was teaching at, and I hated it! So everyday at P.E. I'd cry. We'd be playing a game or something and i'd "fall," or get in the way of the ball so i'd get hit, cry & then ask to be taken to the nurse. I remember one time I faked a fall in kickball, pretended my knee was dislocated & got taken to the nurse in a wheelchair w/ my leg in a splint!

[DMBabyZTA]

You guys these are HILARIOUS!!!

Okay my turn: My sister and I were talking about this today, b/c she added this guy on facebook. This is the reason for posting this thread...

She had this friend named Chuck and I was about 5-6 yrs old. Well I have ADD like big time and would easily get bored, so often times i would bust out singing for no apparent reason. Well I thought in my 5 years old mind that my sister had a crush on Chuck. I began doing his name in the "name game" song. There I stood singing, "Chuck Chuck bo Buck Banana Fanana Fo F***" my face turned BRIGHT RED and quickly covered my mouth. My daddy said, "I need to have a word with you lil miss in the next room"
It's hilarious looking back on it now, at the time, not so much. My family thought it was hilarious though.

Oh and my sister is 10 years old than me. So at eight years old I would answer her telephone line and tell her friends, "she's out getting D-R-U-N-K at the nearest club" Man i was such a little devil!!

I called 1-900-4-KIDS without permission.

For those of you not in the know, that was the New Kids on the Block 900 number.

I knew that it was $1.99 a minute, but I figured that if I didn't stay on the phone for more than a minute, my parents wouldn't know and it wouldn't appear on the bill.

WRONG.

Dad got the phone bill, and it was almost 8 pages long.

Luckily I didn't get into too much trouble, but that was only because I offered to do more chores around the house for my restitution.