What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[marquise1911]

I know that in our college days or after we have in encountered some ignorant GDI's that have said or done some things that are hilarious. Let's share. I'll go first.

Once while walking the yard a young lady walked up to me and said, "Oh I didn't know you were a Kay ( and she pronounced it that way). How do u say the other ones, because they must be is Spanish or something." I almost died laughing.

Once some dude who was interested walked up to me and said, "Can I ask you one question? I want to be a Kappa so bad, but I heard you guys are required to dress up everyday. I don't have any nice clothes so I didn't bother to go to the interest meeting. Is that true?" I didn't know whether I should be flattered or should slap the hell out of him.