Spinoff: Best Puking Stories

[Dionysus]

I witnessed the grossest puking fiasco about a month ago. I totally didn't expect this because none of us were college freshman or anything. As I arrived at a friend's party, two people were already puking, and it wasn't even 11pm.

It gets worse. About five minutes later. A third person started puking. She was all wobbly, and I saw her reach for a purse. I was like, she is not going to do what I think she is going to do. Yes, this girl puked in someone's purse. After a few seconds, someone gave her plastic grocery bag to puke in. Some of the puke leaked out of the bag onto the table. Ewwwwwww!

It gets even more worse...after the host cleaned up this girl's puke, he put it into a garbage bag and tied it up and threw it outside. As, I was leaving the party, we saw a dog trying to get into the bag!!!! *gags* I guess he found a pleseant surprise once he opened it.

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[CutiePie2000]

My memories are faded a bit, but anyhooo.....When I was a little kid, I was at the San Diego Zoo. There was a gorilla in a cage there, and he was eating a banana. He then ate the banana peel. He then barfed up the peel, and then proceeded eat his barf. Eeeeew.

[ISUmatt]

Keg races. One guy in my house has the most accurate projectile vomit ever... he could hit a garbage can from 4 feet away with almost no splash. And I also saw someone throw up doing a keg stand, yes, while still upside down.