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Old 12-14-2005, 07:37 PM
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Smile And You Vote?

> **Guy bought a new fridge for his house****. ****To get rid of his old
> fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying****:
> ****"Free to good home****. ****You want it, you take it****". **
>
> **For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
> twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of
> this deal****. ****It looked too good to be true, so he changed the
> sign to read****: "****Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone
> stole it. **
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> **Caution****! ****These people Vote **
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> *While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
> which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the
> sun waking him up every morning**. **She asked, "Does the sun rise
> in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
> East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I
> don't keep up with that stuff"**... *
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> **She ALSO votes!**** **
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> **I** **used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
> One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
> call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
> hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or
> Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
> Pacific**" *
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> **He ALSO votes****! **
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> **My sister has a life saving tool in her car It's designed to cut
> through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
> trunk**. . .. *
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> **My sister ALSO votes****! **
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> **My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
> were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
> The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount**... *
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> **He ALSO votes!**** **
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> *I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
> ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
> the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that
> a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter
> which way the head is turned**... *
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> **My friend ALSO votes!**** **
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> ***I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I
> went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my
> bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
> she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she
> asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?****". . . **
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:16 PM
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Most of these people probably voted against Bush, cuz he lacks gravitas.
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:20 PM
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I think I can say, without reservation, that you're a moron.
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Old 12-15-2005, 01:22 PM
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Most of these people probably voted against Bush, cuz he lacks gravitas.
Give it a rest.
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:18 PM
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Angry

This was meant to be a fun Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-16-2005, 12:00 AM
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This was meant to be a fun Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I thought it was funny!
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:44 AM
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Well, I thought it was funny!
Me too.
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:33 AM
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Well, I thought it was funny!
I did too. Everyone else should lighten up.

Most things that Hoosier says should be taken tongue in cheek.

I actually wonder how many of those little stories are actually true.
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:43 AM
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I actually wonder how many of those little stories are actually true.
All of them, because they're all people Earp knows....
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