Hotep Brothers. Congratulations are in order for the "Academic Braniacs" of Alpha Mu (Northwestern University) as they captured FIRST PLACE in typical suave fashion during the recently held District Convention held in Richard Pryor's hometown of (BLACK HISTORY MONTH Question)? Alpha Mu will surely represent Illinois well during the upcoming Midwest Regional Convention. I am going to see if I can conduct some "spying" on the Brothers of the district of OHIIIIIIIO and see what they are going to come with. I must state for the record, that OHIO Brothers are always bragging about being so deep in numbers, and I must admit that they do show great energy. However, Alpha Mu is going to take care of their business. Brothers, it is put up or shut up time! Who is going to take the step show in HOUSTON? I am sure ALPHA SOUTH is going to be up to something new and traditional. I have spies who have informed me that white navy officer suits will probably be used. My MIGHTY MIGHTY MIDWESTERN BROTHERS we are going to have to UNITE and FIGHT and TAKE THE STEP SHOW in HOUSTON, but first we must concede to having OHIOOOO understand that CHICAGOOOOO BROTHERS are going to be best suited to represent the MIGHTY MIGHTY MIDWEST. Afterall, TOO TUFF TAU'S Fighting Illini by being NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPS will make Alpha Mu's victory even sweeter, because the GREAT DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS will surely show 2005 as being the year ILLINOIS DYNASTIES.