NBA "A few Stars" weekend

[ManndingoNUPE]

Now I know I said this a few months ago, but there is no question in my mind that I am now an old man.

Me and my best friend (frat) went to the club on Saturday and after paying to much to get in this place, I spent half of the night walking around, and really not even enjoying myself. I danced a few times, but the most fun I had was watching the lovely ladies, and the Pimps. I have never seen so many brothers with Lime green, orange, and any other color gator shoes that you can think of. Also, why was brothers tryig to rock fur coats. This isn't Detroit or Chicago. (Note to self, just becuase it cost a lot, doesn't mean it looks good)

Me and my boy were ready to go after the first hour, but I was like, I will be getting my $60 worth some kinda way. One club was charging $150 to get in. We concluded that we are just not into the crowds (Lines winding down the street to get in), and all that anymore. I don't mind going out every so often, but I think it's time to give up my player pass before it gets revoked.

I really don't want to be one of those 50 year old brothers up in the club trying to holler at some 19 year old student at Howard and looking silly. This happens quite a bit up here.

Now I love looking at half naked sistas just as much as the next man, but come on sistas, if it is 30 degrees outside, put some damn clothes on.

And why did I get asked twice if I play in the NFL? I was like if I had s*&T you aint getting none, and since I really don't have it like that you damn sure ain't getting none. I also overheard these two sistas talking about getting with a basketball player by the end of the weekend. If that is the only reason you came to DC was to get with a baller, then you got issues. Now sistas will holler about how dogish brothers are, and in some cases you are right, but I don't hear too much from them about the actions of thier sistas. (Not that anyone on GC would ever be like this). I guess it's time for me to find me an ulgly woman, have some ugly kids and call it a life.

Now I love yawl sistas, but a few need a little more home traing.

I wrote a little song about about:

Give me a educated chick,
Give me a degree having chick,
One that has got a job,
And got a 401k

You get what I am trying to say. I will be looking into a retirement home this week. N4L and Bobby Earl, I might need you brothers to help wheel me into old folks home.

MN




[This message has been edited by ManndingoNUPE (edited February 12, 2001).]