Celebrity Matchmarker

LeslieAGD · #1 05-27-2003, 09:03 AM

http://www.emode.com/tests/celebrity/index.jsp

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Leslie, your match is Dylan McDermott!

Order in the court! Yeah, we mean you. We know it's exciting that Practice hottie Dylan McDermott is your celebrity match, but for heaven's sake, calm down. After all, the TV lawyer may be tall, dark, handsome, smart, suave... Actually, on second thought, woo hoo! Celebrate all you want; this brainy babe (and ex-fiancé of Julia Roberts) is exactly the right kind of guy for you — you love men who sweep you off your feet with their words, not just their biceps. We can just picture the two of you on a date: candlelight, a vintage wine, a deep discussion about literature or foreign film. Definitely swoon-worthy. He may be married (and a daddy!) in real life, but in the TV show in your head, we the jury find that this bright East Coast hunk is all yours.

DigitalAngel126 · #2 05-27-2003, 09:30 AM

Amy, your match is Brad Pitt!

We can hear your heart fluttering from here. Yes, it's true — Hollywood golden boy Brad Pitt is your celebrity dream date. This outrageously handsome, disarmingly sexy Missouri-raised cutie may have a ring on his finger (he's married to Friends star Jennifer Aniston), but that doesn't mean you can't daydream about a passionate affair. After all, your preference for sensitive, romantically boyish guys means Mr. Sexiest Man Alive (according to People in 1995 and 2000, that is) is right up your alley. We can just tell that his athletic build and clean-cut charm are matched only by his desire to keep you satisfied (look what he did for Geena Davis in Thelma and Louise!). Sure, he dressed up as a giant chicken to make money when he first moved to L.A., but that smidge of goofiness intrigues you, doesn't it? We can just picture a perfect date between the two of you. Imagine a night at the drive-in: one milkshake, two straws. Need we say more?

bethany1982 · #3 05-27-2003, 10:34 AM

Brad Pitt... Oh yeah!

midwesterngirl · #4 05-27-2003, 01:07 PM

Rachel, your match is Mel Gibson!

Adorable? Check. Good body? Check. Sexy accent? Well, not anymore, but you could always rent one of his old movies. That's right — sigh-worthy Aussie import Mel Gibson is truly What Women Want, and he's your celebrity match!

I think that I could live with that quite nicely.

AlphaGamDiva · #5 05-29-2003, 03:24 AM

We can hear your heart fluttering from here. Yes, it's true — Hollywood golden boy Brad Pitt is your celebrity dream date. This outrageously handsome, disarmingly sexy Missouri-raised cutie may have a ring on his finger (he's married to Friends star Jennifer Aniston), but that doesn't mean you can't daydream about a passionate affair. After all, your preference for sensitive, romantically boyish guys means Mr. Sexiest Man Alive (according to People in 1995 and 2000, that is) is right up your alley. We can just tell that his athletic build and clean-cut charm are matched only by his desire to keep you satisfied (look what he did for Geena Davis in Thelma and Louise!). Sure, he dressed up as a giant chicken to make money when he first moved to L.A., but that smidge of goofiness intrigues you, doesn't it? We can just picture a perfect date between the two of you. Imagine a night at the drive-in: one milkshake, two straws. Need we say more?

GMUBunny · #6 05-29-2003, 11:23 PM

Meghan, your match is John Cusack!

Okay, maybe we're going out on a limb here, but we bet that if John Cusack gave you his heart, you — unlike Ione Skye in that classic Say Anything scene — wouldn't give him a pen. (What was she thinking?!) Sweet, funny, good-looking...what's not to love about this all-around great catch?

oooooo-kay...

Peaches-n-Cream · #7 05-29-2003, 11:31 PM

Ben Affleck
Lucky duck! You get tall, dark, and handsome celebrity stud Ben Affleck as your dream date (too bad you couldn't get lifelong best bud Matt Damon, too, eh?). Talented, clean-cut, ambitious, and as cute as they come, this sweet, slightly goofy preppy is just the Mr. Right you've been looking for. You've always had a weakness for a guy who's a little rougher around the edges, which is why Benny boy is right up your alley. A risk-taker who strikes us as a bit of a devil in disguise, Gwyneth's ex would take you for a walk on the wild side and indulge your inner bad girl. Smile for smile and sarcastic quip for sarcastic quip, we know this Oscar-winning Bostonian would show you a good time.

Bye bye J. Lo! Hello Cream!

FiReKraCkEr · #8 05-30-2003, 01:17 AM

Ivory, your match is Matthew McConaughey!

Yee haw! Congratulations, y'all — Texas charmer Matthew McConaughey is your celebrity match. Blond and beautiful, this laid-back good ol' boy has a melt-your-heart smile and soulful eyes. He's a fast-talker who sees himself as a salesman — doubt he'd have to try very hard to sell himself to you! You can't resist his down-home twang or rugged good looks, not to mention his wild side. This bongo drum-playing bad boy likes to live life to the fullest, something the two of you have in common. He's all about living "in the now," a spontaneous, easy-going dude with plenty of moxie. So what if he's a little dazed and confused? You just know you could make him sit up and pay attention. Good luck!

hmmmm, I know someone that kinda sounds like him....cept he aint from TX hmmmm

Lady Pi Phi · #9 05-30-2003, 07:25 AM

Emily, your match is Mel Gibson!

Adorable? Check. Good body? Check. Sexy accent? Well, not anymore, but you could always rent one of his old movies. That's right — sigh-worthy Aussie import Mel Gibson is truly What Women Want, and he's your celebrity match! (Okay, so he was really born in New York, but we'll always think of him as the stud from Down Under.) Read more about your celebrity match...

smiley21 · #10 05-30-2003, 09:25 AM

oooh. dylan mcdermott

CutiePie2000 · #11 05-31-2003, 10:54 PM

Tiger Woods.

tinydancer · #12 06-01-2003, 08:51 PM

STING!!! which makes me pretty damn happy!!

CatStarESP4 · #13 07-17-2003, 03:03 AM

Your match is Sting!

Every breath he takes, every move he makes — you love watching Sting, your celebrity match. The sexy English crooner is all man, from his wolfish smile to his oh-so-muscled chest. And talk about talented! Not only is he a hugely successful singer, but he can act, too (our favorite role? Billy Idol in that old Saturday Night Live skit).

SapphireSphinx9 · #14 07-17-2003, 06:51 AM

Congratulations — you just scored a hole in one! Golf prodigy/Nike pitch-man/all-around cutie Tiger Woods is your celebrity match. Not only is he a links superstar — he's won practically every tournament he's ever entered as a pro, including the Masters Tournament and the U.S. Open — but he's got a Stanford-quality head on those polo-shirted shoulders, too. That combo really melts your heart (the great smile, come-hither eyes, and hefty bank account don't hurt, either). This born winner is one fella you definitely don't want to let get away. But since you've always had a soft spot for the sporty ones, we're sure you knew that already. So pat yourself on the back for getting matched with the talented Tiger. After all, one round with this above-par catch, and we're sure you'd feel like a champion

That's cool... I can deal with Tiger!

SATX*APhi · #15 07-17-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by CatStarESP4
Your match is Sting!

Every breath he takes, every move he makes — you love watching Sting, your celebrity match. The sexy English crooner is all man, from his wolfish smile to his oh-so-muscled chest. And talk about talented! Not only is he a hugely successful singer, but he can act, too (our favorite role? Billy Idol in that old Saturday Night Live skit).

Same here, but I don't even like the dude. Oh well.