Open Letter pt 2

MeezDiscreet · #1 08-31-2002, 02:50 PM

to all those at the park jam yesterday: ya'll know who wrecked the show and now all you freshmen will soon see who run the yard...THE ZEALOUS ZETA SIGMA CHAPTER OF DELTA SIGMA THETA SORORITY INNNNCORPORATED!!!!!

to those that the show were dedicated to: *in my best d'angelo voice* HOW DOES IT FEEL?? the clownage was long overdue. but, one question: when ya'll TRY to dog us, it's all in fun. when we return the favor after sooooo looooong, we're haters and b*tches?? hmm...that aint right!!!

*i know ya'll thinking this is a case of neo fever...YOU'RE RIGHT!! *

to the brothers of the Rho Beta Beta chapter of Omega Psi Phi: if i'm paying $25 for this boat ride, it BETTER be off the chain!!!

to my professor: WTH ARE YOU TEACHING?? ya'll, this man is the most monotone, boring person i've ever come in contact with. and you would think with his microphone-thingy, i'd be able to hear wth this man is saying. but i guess it's only fair because he can't hear wth we're saying either. he has a t.a. sit on stage with him to hear the questions and repeat them!! if you can't physically fulfill your duty as professor, quit teaching!! and, one mo' thang: why don't you have a book or at least a website?? i have no resources!! now, i HAVE to come to your boring-a$$ class.

Lizanabavi · #2 08-31-2002, 06:53 PM

To my former classmates- I apologize that I don't remember all of you. But once I tell you that, please don't go on and ask me " 'If I remember your brother' "? I don't remember him either.

To my homegirl- Yo! When were talking on the phone you don't have to keep saying " 'Are you there"? Girl... when I'm silent that means I'm listening.

To those Parents- How dare you get perturbed when I don't accept your child's late work? I don't give grades in my class -they earn what they get. No one gives me a paycheck.

To the waiter at the restaurant- All night when my girls and me were chilling, you had an attitude when we simply asked for more napkins, and refills on sweet tea. You could'nt speak "one lick" of English, but could say enough to ask for a tip.
Oh No!!! Have a nice day!

To my nosey neighbor- How are you gonna ask me where I was last night? You ain't paid one bill. My Mama does'nt even handle me like that. Now how much more do you think I'm gonna listen to you?

To the girl in my grad class- I know you meant no harm, and I'm flattered that you think I'm cool. But, how are you gonna ask me " 'If I think you're 'thick' "?

Dawg!!! Don't ask another female that, you say that mess to a dude.

ClassyLady · #3 08-31-2002, 11:31 PM

To the Post Office hurry up and forward my mail!!!!

To Blockbuster Video Do not forward my account to a collection agency over $10. That's just stupid.

To the Credit Agency that Blockbuster Forwarded Me to Do not call me demanding payment of $10 in late fees. Are you seriously getting stank with me on my answering machine over ten dollars????? Blockbuster will get their money the next time I decide to rent a movie.

To My Fourth Toe on My Right Foot How come you are always the one to lose the polish first?? I go get my pedicure and two days later, all of the polish that was put on the fourth toe is completely missing.

To My Roomate When you go out, take you man with you. I don't know that fool like that.

Lizanabavi · #4 09-01-2002, 10:02 AM

To my ex-boyfriend- I hope she was worth it, like I said in the last open letter, it's over. No we can't be "friends", when we were together that's what we were supposed to have been. You are'nt gonna reap the benefits of my fellowship, and can't do right by me in the other areas(fidelity). You do not have it like that.

Being the precious jewel that I am, I deserve to be treated right. I applaud the fact that you have realized the error of your ways, now you know what not to do with the next female.

When you asked "Why don't I want to talk about it"? Boo! It's not that I don't want to talk, it's just that I have nothing else to say. I've said it all and it gets boring saying the same thing over and over again -I sincerely hope that you get yourself together.

I have moved on to the next wonderful chapter of my life, and that's what I feel like talking about these days.

FeeFee · #5 09-04-2002, 09:20 AM

To Privacy Guard: Stop charging me annual membership fees when I told you busters last year to cancel my membership. I wasn't interested last year and I am not interested this year!!!!! Don't make the same mistake next year neither!!!!

stillwater15 · #6 09-05-2002, 07:12 PM

to serena and venus williams... the semifinal matches of last year's u.s. open were a most enjoyable experience. there weren't many of us, but we cheered and made way more noise than them. do us proud again this year and give us another all williams final. me and the crew will be there tomorrow, don't let us down.

to s.g... you know that you broke my heart, right? trust, that was one bet, i would have preferred to lose. it's cool though, i'll cherish the friendship.

to my golf balls... on saturday, can you please go where i want you to go, even if i didn't hit a good shot. if this guy beats me, i'll never, ever hear the end of it.

to my neighbors who let their dogs bark at 3am... seriously, i sleep like a rock and over the last 3 nights, i've been waken by your pooches. if i call the cops, i'm wrong (according to you), so please, don't let me have to yell out the window any longer for you to shut up your dogs.

prospectiverushee · #7 09-06-2002, 10:47 PM

To Payroll: What kind of crack were you guys smoking this last pay period? I know you guys can add. So why again this pay period was my check still wrong? It's just a constant battle with you isn't. Yes, you changed my pay rate and put all the back monies you owe me on this check...but people the rate of pay is still WRONG! You still shorted me this paycheck. Do I have to stand over you and make sure you enter my information correctly? Don't think I won't.. Consider yourself warned.

To the dude I went out with tonight: What made you think that giving me a Bible on our first date was a good ideal? It's was a sweet gesture and all,but just a little much on the first date,don't you think.

To mom: Thank you so much for the check. It's been a hard 2 weeks and that check helped me out so much.

To my boss: We'll be having a chat once again to about this payrate issue. I've already had a little chat with HR about it. If I get screwed one more time because of a "paperwork error" on your part, I will be having my next chat from somebody's correctional center

CrimsonTide4 · #8 09-30-2002, 06:22 PM

To BARRY WILLIAMS: Can I get you to go away?? Can you stop trying to be a STAR? How come you cannot move on and be a regular actor? None of the other Brady kids are out here TRYING desperately to still act. I think this whole Celebrity Boot Camp is just down right insane any old way but to see your HAS BEEN AZZZZZZ on the screen is un freaking believable.

To AMH: Booooooooo! Scat!! Go Away!! Shoo Fly!! When you had the chance to be my man, you played more games than Milton Bradley and Hasboro, now that another man is working it out, you wanna hit me up to "talk". MOFO PUUUUUUUUUUUHLEASE!!!! We had 10 months to talk. You kept playing BULL mess games and now you are singing like Monica, "Before You Walk Out My Life". . .well guess what paaaaaadna, I am out like a fat girl playing dodge ball. Deborah Cox said it best, WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS!!!

#1 Leading Lady · #9 09-30-2002, 08:32 PM

Mother Nature: Thank you so very very much for showing up this month. You never come when I want you too but at least you come right on time

CT4 & Ideal08: Thank you for listening to be biyitch about mother nature. I know it is not the most pleasant coversation topic but ya'll pulled me through

My new job: Thank you for hiring a sistah! I just want to let ya'll know st8 forward I ain't having NO mess. Thanks for the the excellent pay and benefits. The location next to Walmart is definitely a plus. Treat me Right or I will act a fool up in there up in there. Try me!

rtvsportsgirl · #10 10-03-2002, 12:10 AM

To all those on GC: What's the deal?

To my parents: Thank you for the support and the blessings, and much much more.

To my B.G.- love you, and you know you are my strength. without you, i wouldn't have gotten thru what i did. well, i would've, but it would've taken a little longer. love u boy.

My Hero, smile, & Comfort- we'll fly together. "We Gon' Make it..."

G- Thanks girl. you are everything a friend should be.

boo-boo- u drive me crazy. as do i, u. but we know...it's all love, right?

To the people that I surround myself with each day not by choice- why must you carry care bears to class? why must you die your hair pink and blue and yet ask me why i got my hair hi-lighted? why do you critique my work when you know your's hasn't been of passing quality yet.

To the people on campus that are flat out "messy"- we know that you are messy... and that's enough for me. That's why i don't ever speak other than the few words I do.

To a few of the guys that don't get much of a hello from me lately-
you know why... at the party you try to throw your game, and we don't respond...or when you call we don't call you back, and for that...we get called all kinds of names and linked with business that isn't our's. you'll get your's.

To my Baby- i know you're not the best thing for me. And i'm not the best thing for you. But we don't know what the future holds. One day at a time. "I don't remember feeling like this...."

Steeltrap · #11 10-03-2002, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
[B]To AMH: Booooooooo! Scat!! Go Away!! Shoo Fly!! When you had the chance to be my man, you played more games than Milton Bradley and Hasboro, now that another man is working it out, you wanna hit me up to "talk". MOFO PUUUUUUUUUUUHLEASE!!!! We had 10 months to talk. You kept playing BULL mess games and now you are singing like Monica, "Before You Walk Out My Life". . .well guess what paaaaaadna, I am out like a fat girl playing dodge ball. Deborah Cox said it best, WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS!!!

CTFU. CTFU. CTFU.

But I have one open letter:

To the freeking clerk at Bloomie's Shop for Women, Newport Beach: TAKE CARE OF YOUR CUSTOMER AT THE CHECKOUT DESK, not some binch in the changing room just because she's spending $500 or so on overpriced gear. Don't keep me waiting to buy my $40 Company Ellen Tracy skirt (marked down from more than $100).

JJSP01 · #12 10-07-2002, 10:24 AM

To my significant other....why do you always say one thing and do another???? Sweetie, it's driving me crazy! Keep it up and you will turn into my "insignificant" other!

To my girls getting married....look, I don't want to be the hostess all the time! I'm sayin', if I can't be a bridesmaid, can I just be a guest???

MeezDiscreet · #13 10-07-2002, 01:21 PM

to my line sisters: good job on our first Delta Week. the programs were nice and we represented well. i'm very pleased with how everything turned out. just stay encouraged for allllll these other events we are cranking out this semester!

to all these brothers with the gold fronts: you can't possibly think i am interested!

Three_Love · #14 10-09-2002, 12:32 PM

"out like a fat girl playing dodge ball"???

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA, that's my laugh for the MONTH!!!

Shani26 · #15 10-11-2002, 08:44 PM

TO THE DIRECTOR/WRITERS OF THE BEST MAN

As I'm sitting here watching your movie I'm wondering...I don't know maybe I missed something...WHY when Taye Diggs tells Sanaa Lathan that he slept with Mia (the wife to be) WAY BACK IN THE DAY when they were in college...why Sanaa Lathan's character says "you comprimised our relatioship". HOW DID HE COMPRIMISE THEIR RELATIONSHIP WHEN THEY WEREN'T EVEN TOGETHER???

...Can anyone explain this??? This is going to drive me CRAZY...HELP!