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Dennis Miller on Leno
Oh man, any of you catch him on the Tonight Show? Man he was in RARE form. I only caught the tail end of it (cause I was watching Lettermen but that no talent hack Vin Diesel (whom I don't understand gets roles since he's not even a good looking guy) came on so I changed it), but I take he kinda, sorta, maybe, hates Micheal Moore.
"How can such a big guy be a small man"
"If this is all a sham, what the hell are you doing at the Academy Awards accepting anyting anyway? At least the real Eminem had the balls not to show up. The oscar is the .... hood ornament of America."
"So, he's gonna tell us how he hates everything about this country except his right to be hate it, then were gonna say how right he is, and he's gonna say how naive we are."
"He represents everything that is wrong that i detest in a human being, but everything I [protect] about being a human being. Only he can be that stupid and such a moron to be that utterly, disgustingly wrong."
Now he's talking about the war. Man, he sucked on MNF, but damn what a funny guy. Loved his stand up, lovin this.
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