In this thread, we are movie cliches

[moe.ron]

Oh look, I'm already wearing my boxers after a hot passionate sex.

[CutiePie2000]

I am the beautiful b*tch of the high school, and of course my boyfriend is Captain of the Football Team.

[ADqtPiMel]

There is a serial killer in my house and he is chasing me! Maybe I should run up the stairs so I have no chance to escape him!

[midwesterngirl]

Originally posted by ADqtPiMel
There is a serial killer in my house and he is chasing me! Maybe I should run up the stairs so I have no chance to escape him!

Make sure that you are wearing your highest pair of stilettos and something impossibly skimpy when you do.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Originally posted by midwesterngirl
Make sure that you are wearing your highest pair of stilettos and something impossibly skimpy when you do.

Also, if scary music starts to play, go ahead and open the door.


ETA: I'm the feminist female lead that hates the macho-man action hero, until he rescues me from certain death. Then I swoon and fall madly in love with him and become totally dependent on him. He will then become vulnerable and tell me about the tragic loss he's suffered that will explain all his belligerent and sexist behavior/attitude.

[moe.ron]

Hey, it's the pretty dorky girl. She's really hot, but she is wearing glasses, that mean she isn't cool.

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by FiReKraCkEr
I'm Asian and I know all sorts of MArtial Arts moves! And, my parents own a convenient store and laundry mat!

Don't forget about the cars.

[33girl]

I'm an unpopular dork, but let me go put on some makeup and restyle my hair and wear a dress instead of jeans and I will immediately be Queen O' The Prom.

[non-greek newby]

I'm the hispanic maid named Maria who says everything in a thick Spanish accent and speaks fast and loud when she's mad. I also have almost no screen time and, instead, lurk around in the background, cleaning after rich people like I love it. Oh yea, and sometimes I'm hot and get to sleep around with the rich guy.
**Most importantly, this role is only available for Latinos since they can't get anything else in Hollywood.**

(sorry, i had to vent there a little bit)

[honeychile]

Originally posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker
Also, if scary music starts to play, go ahead and open the door.

Or suddenly decide to take a shower!


I'm the frequent flyer who always uses the same suitcase, but manages to pick up the wrong one at the baggage carousel - the one with all the spy equipment.

[tinydancer]

Originally posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker
Also, if scary music starts to play, go ahead and open the door.

Don't forget - if you think there's something in the basement, BE SURE to go down there and check it out!

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Originally posted by tinydancer
Don't forget - if you think there's something in the basement, BE SURE to go down there and check it out!

And of course, you should always split up from your friends when you go exploring the creepy basement.

[SweetyD]

I'm the band dork that totes around my instrument cases EVERYWHERE just to prove I'm a band dork.. (and yes, before you ask, I do play the flute, it's actually my major)

[ISUKappa]

Oh look, I'm the hot next door neighbor getting undressed in front of an open window, but the camera pans away just before you see anything (this is a PG-13 movie, after all)

[moe.ron]

I'm speaking to my friend with other people in the room. We're both foreign exchange student and speak in our native language. Then, when we are alone, we start to speak perfect english in an American accent.