I know this post may be a bit tasteless, but it was an e-mail forward I got from a sister. It in no way should be taken as a reflection of greek life. I hope this post in no way causes us to back track in our fight for greek justice. This should only serve as a bit of humor to all those girls who have had "one of those nights." Guys, you are welcome to post your own version.
Take it lightly and laugh on....
>18 CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT
>YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN ...
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>1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
>2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.
>3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.
>4. In your last trip to pee you realize you now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
>5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.
>6. You start crying for no apparent reason.
>7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
>8. You've found a deeper side to the four-eyed nerd that lives next door.
>9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.
>10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.
>11. You've forgotten where you live.
>12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10x's by now) you only smoke when you drink.
>13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka.
>14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.
>15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
>16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
>17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
>18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
18 Clues to Calling It a Night
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