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11-17-2004, 09:19 AM
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For all the Women over 30
Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.
"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will not lay next to you in bed and ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she
doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in
who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they Think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to
her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
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11-17-2004, 09:31 AM
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 I like it! (And, I'm a few years from being over 30.)
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11-17-2004, 10:43 AM
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I have to share this with all my girlfriends!
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11-17-2004, 11:04 AM
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I really needed this today - thank you!
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11-17-2004, 03:49 PM
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Love it! Love it!!
I love being over 30!  Today is my b-day too!
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11-17-2004, 03:51 PM
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Happy 30th B-day!
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11-17-2004, 04:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by AKA2D '91
Happy 30th B-day!
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Ditto! It's true what they say: life really does start at 30!
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11-17-2004, 09:25 PM
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This was great! Thanks for posting it! I can't wait to share it with my girlfriends!
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11-17-2004, 09:28 PM
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Ohhhhh I love it!!!! I am almost thereeeeee~~~~
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11-17-2004, 09:33 PM
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Re: For all the Women over 30
Quote:
Originally posted by AKA2D '91
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
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This alone is worth an AMEN!!
Yet, the whole article is spot on. Who would have thought that a dinosauer cynic with one eyebrow could have come up with that?!
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11-17-2004, 10:00 PM
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Great stuff
And normally, I loathe Andy Rooney, but I love this post, particularly the one about menzes in yellow pants.
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