Worst skit you ever had to perform in?

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Agreed! This will be a good thread!
(I escaped dreadful skits by being Panhellenic v.p. and then president, but I'm sure many GCers will have tales to tell.

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QUOTE: "Worst skit you ever had to perform in" would be a good thread. I remember one year, back in the 80s, we did a Best Little Whorehouse in Texas lip-synch skit. It boggles my mind that anyone involved in recruitment planning thought THAT was a good idea! I remember wondering "how did I get roped into doing THIS?", and also having some serious concerns about the possibility of a wardrobe malfunction! Hmmm...I wonder if I still have that feathery boa?
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I'll get some popcorn, sit back, and wait for you all to chime in.