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Old 08-09-2009, 11:45 PM
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GoGirl

** Warning : If you're a guy, you might find this really weird and gross...so, um, look away?


Have you guys heard of this GoGirl? Check it out here. (Watch the Intro Video for some laughs.)


At first, I thought it was a urine collection device..but after reading the website it appears that it's basically like a funnel. You pee standing up with this thing so you don't have to sit on a nasty toliet. I like the idea, and I would love using this at concerts in a port-a-potty, but it's kind of awkward. It's like putting a plastic - excuse me - penis shaped thing on yourself.


Thoughts? Is this just hilarious? Will it catch on?
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Old 08-09-2009, 11:55 PM
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so much to say about this...
a device like this is kind of like a rape whistle or pepper spray: what are the chances that you'll have it handy when you really need it?

my favorite quotes from the site:

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GoGirl fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment.
Riiiight. cause im gonna walk around with a piss funnel in my bag.

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You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one.
Great, that's reassuring. Just what mom always wanted.

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(One enthusiast gleefully reported that GoGirl stood up to her dishwasher.)
im sure dildos stand up in the dishwasher. but doesnt mean they should go in there.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:01 AM
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HAHAHA...please read the testimonials.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:36 AM
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I feel bad for whoever has to drive around the GoGirl car lol
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:39 AM
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i just want to know what were the names that got vetoed. i'm sure Cu*tCone was rejected.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:59 AM
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Riiiight. cause im gonna walk around with a piss funnel in my bag.
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im sure dildos stand up in the dishwasher. but doesnt mean they should go in there.
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i just want to know what were the names that got vetoed. i'm sure Cu*tCone was rejected.
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Old 08-10-2009, 03:33 AM
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There's been number products like these out on the market and I've said the same thing about all of them: What am I supposed to do after I use it? Shove it back in the bag?? There won't be a sink with me in the stall and I'm not rinsing it in the open where others can see it.

ETA: More hilarity...

"Why bother squatting and the usual contortions? With GoGirl, there's no messing up your jeans or dripping down your leg."

"Why let bathroom urges bring you in from the slopes? With GoGirl, just head for the woods. You're back on the slopes in no time, without even taking off your ski pants."

"With GoGirl, the world is your toilet."

RIIIIIIIIIIGHT......
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Old 08-10-2009, 09:16 AM
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The world is your toliet...that's a GREAT slogan....

And tld, you're killin' me with the comments. Cu*tCone? Genius.


I like how in the instructions it's like "adjust your clothing" .. what does that mean?! I guess it's a euphemisim for drop your pants and undies. Personally, it's no more private that the good ol' pop-a-squat in the woods.
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:27 AM
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Personally, it's no more private that the good ol' pop-a-squat in the woods.
But probs a lot more comfortable - no ant bites on your butt. Nothing worse than being bitten in a place you can't scratch in public.
They should list that on their website. I don't see it anywhere.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:29 PM
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"Why let bathroom urges bring you in from the slopes? With GoGirl, just head for the woods. You're back on the slopes in no time, without even taking off your ski pants."

"With GoGirl, the world is your toilet."
hmm. it says a lot about a woman who doesnt take her pants off before she pees, much less if shes on the slopes. unless ski pants come in the crotchless variety. and if you ARE on the slopes, do you just kinda pull over on mountain and make it happen? im pretty sure its cold up there.

and re: the world being your toilet - is that being green? because i feel like it could be a biohazard.

theres so much wrong with this.
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Old 09-16-2009, 12:45 AM
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*BUMP*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I heart The Dish!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzjnNpYjPhQ
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:16 PM
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If you can't flex enough to pee standing up without a device, your fat ass needs to get to the gym and stay there.
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:21 PM
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I'm still dying over "Cu*tcone" and "piss funnel"
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