Lawsuit Against God Dismissed For Improper Service
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i...cZmFwD93R41PO0
A Nebraska state-lawmaker who sought a permanent injunction against God for terrorizing his constituents had his case dismissed when the judge said he had failed to properly serve the defendant due to his inability to locate God's home address.
And then his genius thoughts about the decision:
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Chambers, who graduated from law school but never took the bar exam, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling.
"The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience."
Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."
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EDITED TO ADD: Is it a bad sign that this was my 666th post?
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