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Old 04-17-2005, 09:42 AM
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Originally posted by bekibug
It is my firm belief that at about 4:45 on the afternoon of April 15 (especially this year since it was on a Friday), a Killian's distribution truck rolls up to the back of the IRS building and drops off a few kegs. Then the Marlboro man shows up, and probably orders a couple of strippers.

The about 2 months later, after the collective hangover has passed and people have reconciled themselves with what they did that night, the IRS gets around to processing the paperwork.
So that's why I never see my refund check before June...

Of course, if you owe, your check is processed immediately. I guess that's how they fund the big party...
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