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Originally posted by Rudey
Celine Deion is Persian?
-Rudey
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No sweetheart, I think she's French Canadian... But now lives at Caesar's Palace performing 3 shows a week for $150 per seat in Heaven with God...
Besides, she's WAAAAY outta your league. She prefers her current husband with a little distinguish greying... You're too young for her needs... Maybe as her whipping boy toy...
You might be able to get by with a Celine Deion lookalike... But I can't guarentee his/her karyotype spread...