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Now one for San Antonio
You know you are from San Antonio if....
1. You know how to get to the "Ghost Tracks" from anywhere in town.
2. You think "pro-choice" means "flour tortillas or corn tortillas."
3. You've never been to the Alamo.
4. You think being able to read the Taco Cabana menu makes you bilingual.
5. You think a health drink is a Margarita without salt.
6. You used to live in a neighborhood you wouldn't even drive through now.
7. There has been a road crew on your street since before the Alamodome was built.
8. You remember when Crossroads mall used to be called Wonderland.
9. Playland Park...enough said!!!
10. You remember when KTSA was the #1 station in town.
11. You know Dan Cook coined the phrase "It ain't over 'till the fat lady sings."
12. Your idea of culture is wearing a Spurs t-shirt.
13. You think the last supper was at Mi Tierra restaurant.
14. You do your shopping at the Flea Market.
15. You have three rodeo outfits but never have been on a horse.
16. Your subwoofer has twice the value of your car.
17. You remember the Captain Gus show.
18. Your white mother learned how to make tamales and menudo from your neighbors.
19. You take your vacation during Fiesta.
20. You've ordered Mexican food at a Chinese restaurant.
21. You ever went to get breakfast tacos at Taco Cabana on Christmas morning.
22. You remember the Joske's Christmas display.
23. You remember Joske's period.
24. You know that Wheatley and Brackenridge is the same school.
25. You know who plays in the Chili Bowl and the Gucci Bowl.
26. You remember TG&Y, Woolworth, Woolco, and Winns.
27. You remember when JCPenny's had a restaurant.
28. You remember Dillard's on the south side.
29. You learned to drive at Espada Park.
30. You ever went swimming at Espada Park.
31. You ever had an elephant ride at the zoo.
32. You remember hamburgers at Whopper Burger.
33. You know all about the "Dancing Diablo" and the "Donkey Lady" bridge.
34. You've ever been to Midget Mansion.
35. You remember the Toros.
36. You remember the parade sniper.
37. You know that the Alamo is one of the 5 missions in town.
38. Your senior trips were to either Astroworld or Six Flags.
39. Someone in your family has worked for H-E-B.
40. You know 1604 is also known as the "death loop".
41. You remember when Ingram mall wasn't even there.
42. You remember when loop 410 was the outskirts of town.
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