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Dejaveva,
I'm sorry, that was just a terrible way to break up with someone (the only thing worse that i could think of would be to break up with someone over instant messenger). i'd like to share something that my friend Erin (my romantic advisor and confidant) shared with me when i was in a bad spot. Hopefully it'll make you smile some:
Top Ten Reasons Why Having Fish Is Better Than Dating
10. Their food is a lot cheaper than eating out, and you
only have to by it once a month.
9. The names are more fun.
8. They don't speak.
7. They don't bite.
6. They never want to leave the house.
5. They never want to expand their horizons.
4. They never compare you to others, you're the only one
they ever see.
3. They listen, and they really understand.
2. They're cuter than people.
1. They're replaceable within 10 minutes.
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