HAHAHA! This is freakin' HILARIOUS!
Um, anyway, I had some big@$$ house and I can't remember what it was called, but it was like two feet tall. I gave it to my friend when I got sick of it at like age ten. I also remember crying like forever cuz my babysitter said she'd cut Skipper's hair pretty, but instead she shaved it all off & made Skipper look like a Granny.

I was so MAD!
There's also this HILARIOUS book I used to have a few years ago, I think it's called BARBIE UNBOUND. It has all these things like, what if Barbie was....etc.
A few examples I think were in it:
Welfare Mom Barbie
Biker Barbie
Animal Rights Activist Barbie
Teenage Pregnant Barbie
LOL! I wish I could find that book! I think I gave it to my aunt or something! If anyone finds it like on Amazon.com or Barnes & Noble or anything, let me know! It's SOOO funny! You will laugh so hard you'll pee your pants!!!