Y'all are so funny. Watergate salad is delish. You can use Cool Whip or mayonnaise.
KK donuts are wack. It's all about Lamar's baby!
KC is the only place to get decent BBQ.
We had a potluck at work today. One of my blanco coworkers says to me "What did you bring?" I say, "Dirty rice." He says "Hmmmm, that's an intersting name" and the look on his face said, "there's no way in h*ll I'm eating anything called dirty."

Oh well, more for me.