[SapphireSphinx9]

Originally posted by AKA_Monet
Hey Valkyrie--

We drive like lunatics because have you EVER been to a Californian DMV? Even if you manage to GET an appointment, you still have to stand in a 1000 person line for some biatch to tell you to go to another line to fill out some bullisht assed form in another line to take the test that you later found out you did not have to take... All the while, you memorized the entire eyesight board because you forgot your glasses and did not want to go into another line for the vision impaired board to only be told to make another appointment 8 months later... EFF that...

And then there's road rage...

And you have to be entering the freeway at 70+ mph or you WILL get waylaid by a moped...

And the cops don't care how fast your going on the SoCal Autobaun--that part after Camp Pendleton/San Clemente border check then after the North LA on the backside of the state... And definitely after Barstow... But don't go too fast past Xxzyxx Road in Nevada, because Nevada Troopers HATE LA drivers and shoot to kill... And all Californian license plates are from LA to these guys...

definately true!!