The Rockies can't win the division hustling in the thin air of Denver so early.
The Diamondbacks have a ways to go still after last year's debacle.
The Midgets' offense has been twacked by at least 70% thanks to steriod boy's absence.
The Dodgers suck.
Please honor your 2005 National League Division Champions, the team so pissed at how much their new ballpark sucks that it'll rally them to victory:
