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yo mama so fat she jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge and baptized California
yo mama so dirty crabs bungee jump from her tampon string
yo mama so fat she uses a VCR for a pager
yo mama so dirty her roaches ride around the house in dunebuggies
yo mama so ugly that if my dog was that ugly i would shave his ass and make him walk backwards
yo mama so fat she has to use the Richter scale
yo mama so fat i had to roll her in dough just to find the wet spot
yo mama so fat that i rolled over twice and was still on top of her
yo mama is like a cherry pie, everyone gets a piece
yo mama is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn
yo mama is like a shot gun, one cock and she is ready to blow
yo mama is so stupid she walks into parked cars
yo mama is so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch
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